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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
The Website Is Under Construction
Patent Pending
The website is under construction
But there's no need to worry
We've just been in Jersey recording an album for you
So have no fears and dry those tears, it's hammer time today
Say hammer go hammer mc hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play
And when we return, we can have a king time
Here's a song in the meantime to hold you overboard
Actually, Overboard is a movie that came out in 1987
featuring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.
It was a good one.
And when we return, we can fight the bad guys
Concern ourselves with Lindsay Lohan's life
And first we'll find the cure for cancer
Then maybe we'll find the answer for the question that's on everybody's mind
For the question that's on everybody's mind
Where the hell is Coolio tonight?
Where the hell is Coolio tonight?
Had a few hits back in '96 then he dropped off the end of the earth
I love you Mr. Coolio
But everything it's worth
I've been watching re-runs of Full House and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here
And that we still care
In the meantime you can bump this chair
And if you're making eggs use non-stick spray pans
Getting fatter day by day
Losing breath but that's okay
For a lowdown geez that's crazy
We Put Out is a label that pays me
I wrote this song to let you know
I wrote this song to let you know
The website is under construction
The website is under construction
The website is under construction
The website is under construction
And friend us on MySpace
And where the hell is Coolio tonight?
