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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
The Lint Song
MC Lars
Lint in your pockets in your navel too
Lint on your clothes and in your shoes
Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine
Lint in your undies, red, blue, or green
Lint, lint what are you?
Lint, lint what do we do -
With lint everywhere,
On the floor, on the chair
Because lint is dangerous if you don't stop it in time
So listen to this funky lint rock rhyme (uh huh)
This is the link song, everybody sing along
Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!
This is the link song, everybody sing along
Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!
Lint is everywhere you look
On your bed in a library book
Lint can even be found at sea
In a boat floating swiftly
But you didn't think of that
But you've got lint underneath your hat
And you've got lint in your navel too
So get a clue, that lint's got you
Hey you've got lint growing out
Of your ears, what's that about?
You're an old man, man, linty man
Linty linty linty man
Gloria johnson, age 47, had a lint infection in her belly.
She went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache.
The lint actually entered her intestines and infected them through her belly button.
Hey, that's not funny!
When it comes to being clean take the lint right out your belly
But don't wipe it on your friends because lint is very smelly
Don't put it in a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly
They don't say "tv" in england, they talk funny they say "telly" (what?)
Lint, lint, lint, lint!
Lint, lint, lint, lint!
