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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
That's Cpr
MC Lars
Be the beat, don't just stand there...... hey!
I was chillin' in the park with my homies
When i said mark yo pass that macaroni
Shootin' hoops - i passed felix the ball
When homeboy grabbed his chest, and proceeded to fall
We all looked around like, "what just happened?
Somebody here needs to take some action!"
Felix's face was turning blue
Luckily this rapper knew exactly what to do
If a teen or adult suddenly collapses
Don't just stand there, here's how you react kid
Use cpr till help arrives
Follow these two steps to keep your friends alive!
Be the beat,
Don't just stand there! (call 911)
Push hard and fast (where?)
In the center of the chest (that's cpr!)
Paging dr. heart, dr. hal-thy heart? emergency room.
I was lampin' in the backyard with my cronies
When i said felix aren't you glad you know me?
He said, "yo, yeah you saved my life,
I thanked you once lars, and now i'm thanking you twice"
A lo-fat diet, felix tried it, cardio daily, he's applied it
Kicked the trans-fats, now he's healthy bowls of fiber in his belly!
Then all of a sudden i saw this guy,
Collapse by the swing-set, don't ask why
Time to call 911, tried cpr till help arrived in a special car
Pumped the sternum, chest compression
Paid attention, no second guessin'
With cpr homies chill beaches not the morgue,
Learn more at bethebeat.heart.org
If a teen or adult suddenly collapses
Don't just stand there, here's how you react kid
Use cpr till help arrives
Follow these two steps to keep your friends alive!
This funky,
Funky rhyme was brought by the american heart association.
Saving lives, one player at a time.
I'm mc lars - keeping it fresh and making healthy choices daily.
