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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
Kidney Stones For Easter
MC Lars
I woke up easter morning in excruciating pain
I guess kidney stones they were coming through again
A mom in a hospital giving child birth
It's the guy version, listen, nothing feels worse
It's true the easter bunny had a new gift
It's ironic, chocolate eggs weren't on my list
Laid up in olympia wish I could forget
How oxycodon tripped me out high on endocet
But bryce is fine bryce is chill
He can write rhymes taking little white pills
I'm hopped up on red bull let's cut to the chase
That's how I got kidney stones in the first place!
[Ytcracker:]
I do oxycodone for recreation
I don't need kidney stones to party for days and
I like my drugs made by smarter doctors
'Cause I don't want to gamble my life like proctor
Pill popper even lil wayne thinks I'm crazy
Cuz I'll pop an oc and drive I'm swayze
It's a doc holiday and I'm a daisy
Lars pass them pills you know they don't faze me
Poppin' anticholergenic action
Benadryl or tagemet making me spin
Dissolve the pill in a glass of cold water
Extract the opiates and nod off harder
Sitting back in my chair
The world looks so great from way up here
Surfing up the internet on percocet
It don't get much better than this
Best believe cobain and bradley knowles
Hendrix, joplin, belushi showed
Me how to do things right gotta stay vital
No need to fall in a downward spiral
There's a reason opiates through history
Were used by our predecessors oh so swiftly
Wrote these rhymes spun off watson
And I don't know if I'm ever ever gonna stop son
