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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
Manifest Destiny
MC Lars
Pecos lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my remington cocked
I shot a man in reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)
Manifest destiny was the slogan
In the 1800s when the east was all broken
People sought their riches in a vicious move west
And the competition kept 'em on their toes with no rest
Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked
Go west, manifest destiny is on track
Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon
You can't stop it, davy crocket, all the crazy fun we're having
In the mid 90s people started forging the framework
Of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work
I was on the front lines lewis and clark
With a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark
Manifest destiny a motto of progress
But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
Eventually theres casualty - but it doesnt matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
Manifest destiny a motto of progress
But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
Eventually there's casualty - but it doesn't matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
I get crunk!
Shooting indians, straight out pillagin'
One day we'll put a wal-mart here and make those millions
Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun
The white man is more heinous than attila the hun!
Was an outlaw sticking up the internet train
I took that superhighway and I made it a game
Felt at home on the range I'm an agent of change
I'm the internet obama if it needed a name
Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists
Because high noon is coming soon like jesse james you'll never stop us
Just andy milonakis eating everything in sight
We sleep with one eye open on these cold nevada nights!
I was spamming mails like it was oregon trails
Die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales
Holy grails of the internet partner knew 'em all
Smuggling my warez with a howdy yall