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    MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas

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    MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

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    MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

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    MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme

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    MC Lars - Altered State

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    MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes

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    MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance

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    MC Lars - Rapgirl

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    MC Lars - Reaping Beauty

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    MC Lars - Signing Emo

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    MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills

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    MC Lars - Twenty-three

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    MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System

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    MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells

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    MC Lars - 21 Concepts

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    MC Lars - 911 Am

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    MC Lars - Ahab

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    MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.

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    MC Lars - Art Of Darkness

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    MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome

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    MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish

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    MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies

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    MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals

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    MC Lars - Certified

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    MC Lars - Child's Play

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    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

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    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

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    MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers

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    MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell

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    MC Lars - Download This Song

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    MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)

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    MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay

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    MC Lars - Flow Like Poe

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    MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer

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    MC Lars - Geeked Out

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    MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap

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    MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn

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    MC Lars - Guinevere

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    MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero

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    MC Lars - Hey That's Me

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    MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia

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    MC Lars - Hipster Girl

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    MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things

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    MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

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    MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper

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    MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale

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    MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh

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    MC Lars - iGeneration

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    MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing

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    MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all

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    MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)

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    MC Lars - Judas Priest

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    MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter

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    MC Lars - Lars Attacks!

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    MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)

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    MC Lars - Lolita

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    MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street

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    MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings

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    MC Lars - Male Feminist

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    MC Lars - Manifest Destiny

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    MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair

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    MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome

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    MC Lars - Mr. Raven

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    MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme

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    MC Lars - Nerdcore Died

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    MC Lars - Nerdcore Players

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    MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)

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    MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends

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    MC Lars - Paul Is Dead

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    MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)

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    MC Lars - Rock Star

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    MC Lars - Running Trains

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    MC Lars - Sarah

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    MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?

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    MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic

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    MC Lars - Single And Famous

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    MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain

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    MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me

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    MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes

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    MC Lars - Space Game

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    MC Lars - Stat-60

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    MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm

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    MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)

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    MC Lars - Super Scope

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    MC Lars - That's Cpr

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    MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket

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    MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan

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    MC Lars - The Dialogue

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    MC Lars - The Game

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    MC Lars - The Giving Tree

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    MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop

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    MC Lars - The Lint Song

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    MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell

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    MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry

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    MC Lars - The TellTale

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    MC Lars - True Player For Real

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    MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)

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    MC Lars - UK Vica Versa

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    MC Lars - UK Visa Versa

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    MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish

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    MC Lars - We Fresh

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    MC Lars - We Have Arrived

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    MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?

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    MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy

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    MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien

Generic Crunk Rap

MC Lars

[Club promoter:] Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?
[MC Lars:] I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics.
[Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's crunk night.
[MC Lars:] In that case, I guess it won't be a problem.

This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism.
We'd like to thank Bentley, Aliz© champagne, and Sean
Jean clothing. We'd like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12 year olds and a pop
Culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid,
Superficial entertainment.

Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
Phrase about these haters I sometimes have to shoot
Rhyme about my clothes,
props to my hometown (Carmel Valley!)
Lyrics that say nothing - cause that's how we get down
Phrase about my clique, don't step to me punk
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk
Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say!

[CHORUS]
Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
Generic crunk rap! (What) We don't mess around
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound

Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Phrase about my car, rhyme about my crew (Volvo!)
Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling
Chorus where I scream cause I don't know how to sing
Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
Rhyme about my dough, and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinga, check the deuce, yo sabiirit

[CHORUS]
Generic crunk rap! (What) Generic crunk rap! (Yeah)
Generic crunk rap! (What) We don't mess around
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) Generic crunk rap! (What)
Generic crunk rap! (Yeah) You like our dirty sound
Buy clothes (Get crunk) Hennesy (Get crunk)
Escalades (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)
Buy cars (Get crunk) Take shots (Get crunk)
Have sex (Get crunk) Spend money (Get crunk)

Grandmaster Flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Run-DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
But who can argue with the charts
When we're sitting at the top?
Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip-hop
And we're making so much money
That we ain't about to stop!

Coca Cola! (Get crunk) Nike! (Get crunk)
McDonalds! (Get crunk) Disney! (Get crunk)
Fox Network! (Get crunk) Armani! (Get crunk)
Gap Clothing! (Get crunk) Mercedes! (Get crunk)
DKNY! (Get crunk) Courvoisier! (Get crunk)
Prada! (Get crunk) Wal-Mart! (Get crunk)
Chucky Cheese! (Get crunk) Ralph Lauren! (Get crunk)
G-Unit sneakers! (Get crunk) Louis Vuitton! (Get crunk)
I'm just playing Lil Jon. You know I love you.

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