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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Guinevere
MC Lars
I'm a demigod got a team of knights
Got a sword name excalibur legendary damager
Everyone knows i'm the round table manager
Lordship had a courtship with a broad named guenviere
She's a little cute but i fear
My chief knight lance he's got the hots
For my fair maiden a crush of sorts
Don't want to rush to conclusions
But when he's around it's a little confusing
Cant tell if she's faithful but i'm getting a vibe
That she's cheating on me and sneaking behind
My back should i put lance on the rack?
Interrogate him does she want to marry him?
I hope not hope it's my imagination
'cause i'd be crushed if she really likes him
Ytcracker: i love her
Mc lars: i love her too
K.flay: i'm caught in between both of you
Mc lars: arthur got played!
Ytcracker: i feel betrayed
K.flay: from dark ages to present day
Arthur, yeah i met him at school
He seemed real cool but he wasn't
Said he'd treat me like a queen, give me everything i needed
But he gave me nothing
You may have a fancy sword, but up in the sack
I'm feeling hella bored
So i hit up my pc, online, to find a new boy toy to be mine
Lars:
The name's lancelot i break dance a lot
Rolled up in my caddy to camelot
Homegirl hit me up, click, send
K.flay: want a royal dl girlfriend?
So hey gwuinevere come and dance with me
The smarted thing you ever did was take a chance with me
Whatever tickles your fancy
I punked that punani like sid and nancy... oh!
Facebook posts from lancelot
Took one look at me, i made them pants all drop
We did things you couldn't watch on cable
Even got down on the damn round table
Playing to dudes like monopoly
Then i kick them to the curb like purple properties
Though men may try they can not be the boss of me
No more ms. nice girl, fistier than the spiciest spice girl
All day on my grind, boys try to hit keep money on my mind
Independent now i roll in a habit
Dollar, dollar bills, i grab it
Guinevere busts balls
Shout outs to my ladies at seneca falls
Ytcracker
Times never change in the camelot lair
Sent a squire to her room and she wasnt there
In the future, will people have the same problems?
How will they cope and how will they solve them?
Put her face in my book i should post some signs
All around my kingdom then she'll be mine
Again, yeah that's the ticket
I never thought dames could be so wicked
