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    MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills

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    MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System

  3. 3

    MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells

  4. 4

    MC Lars - Art Of Darkness

  5. 5

    MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish

  6. 6

    MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals

  7. 7

    MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes

  8. 8

    MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all

  9. 9

    MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter

  10. 10

    MC Lars - Lars Attacks!

  11. 11

    MC Lars - Manifest Destiny

  12. 12

    MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme

  13. 13

    MC Lars - Paul Is Dead

  14. 14

    MC Lars - Rock Star

  15. 15

    MC Lars - Running Trains

  16. 16

    MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me

  17. 17

    MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes

  18. 18

    MC Lars - The Dialogue

  19. 19

    MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)

  20. 20

    MC Lars - UK Vica Versa

  21. 21

    MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien

  22. 22

    MC Lars - 21 Concepts

  23. 23

    MC Lars - 911 Am

  24. 24

    MC Lars - Ahab

  25. 25

    MC Lars - Altered State

  26. 26

    MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.

  27. 27

    MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome

  28. 28

    MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies

  29. 29

    MC Lars - Certified

  30. 30

    MC Lars - Child's Play

  31. 31

    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

  32. 32

    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

  33. 33

    MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers

  34. 34

    MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell

  35. 35

    MC Lars - Download This Song

  36. 36

    MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)

  37. 37

    MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay

  38. 38

    MC Lars - Flow Like Poe

  39. 39

    MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas

  40. 40

    MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer

  41. 41

    MC Lars - Geeked Out

  42. 42

    MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap

  43. 43

    MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn

  44. 44

    MC Lars - Guinevere

  45. 45

    MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero

  46. 46

    MC Lars - Hey That's Me

  47. 47

    MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia

  48. 48

    MC Lars - Hipster Girl

  49. 49

    MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things

  50. 50

    MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

  51. 51

    MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper

  52. 52

    MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale

  53. 53

    MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh

  54. 54

    MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

  55. 55

    MC Lars - iGeneration

  56. 56

    MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

  57. 57

    MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing

  58. 58

    MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)

  59. 59

    MC Lars - Judas Priest

  60. 60

    MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)

  61. 61

    MC Lars - Lolita

  62. 62

    MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street

  63. 63

    MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings

  64. 64

    MC Lars - Male Feminist

  65. 65

    MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair

  66. 66

    MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome

  67. 67

    MC Lars - Mr. Raven

  68. 68

    MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance

  69. 69

    MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme

  70. 70

    MC Lars - Nerdcore Died

  71. 71

    MC Lars - Nerdcore Players

  72. 72

    MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)

  73. 73

    MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends

  74. 74

    MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)

  75. 75

    MC Lars - Rapgirl

  76. 76

    MC Lars - Reaping Beauty

  77. 77

    MC Lars - Sarah

  78. 78

    MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?

  79. 79

    MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic

  80. 80

    MC Lars - Signing Emo

  81. 81

    MC Lars - Single And Famous

  82. 82

    MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain

  83. 83

    MC Lars - Space Game

  84. 84

    MC Lars - Stat-60

  85. 85

    MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm

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    MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)

  87. 87

    MC Lars - Super Scope

  88. 88

    MC Lars - That's Cpr

  89. 89

    MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket

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    MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan

  91. 91

    MC Lars - The Game

  92. 92

    MC Lars - The Giving Tree

  93. 93

    MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop

  94. 94

    MC Lars - The Lint Song

  95. 95

    MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell

  96. 96

    MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry

  97. 97

    MC Lars - The TellTale

  98. 98

    MC Lars - True Player For Real

  99. 99

    MC Lars - Twenty-three

  100. 100

    MC Lars - UK Visa Versa

  101. 101

    MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish

  102. 102

    MC Lars - We Fresh

  103. 103

    MC Lars - We Have Arrived

  104. 104

    MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?

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    MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy

Lolita

MC Lars

She's the Lucy to my Slug, the Kim to my Slim Shady
Here's the story of a girl who was literally my "baby"
And maybe now it's time I put it all on the table
Living fables, I enabled, we were doomed like Cain and Able
Now this pederast can't be arrested I guess it would be better to stay quiet
Young vixen victims all up on my list wish that I could deny it
Catastrophe, but don't laugh at me, it's blasphemy what I do
cause I was touched my Uncle Lou and that's why I'm touching you
I'm kind of like Kevin Spacey, but in my version of the movie
You'll find me at the playground giving candy to American Beauties
They say that the private me is a public enemy (it's true)
To everything that's pure and good, so I guess we'll wait and see
Fantasies of puberty keep me up every night
So I escape into the past, with my talons holding tight
High school girls (seriously?) please, they're over the hill
But for you my Lolita, I would lie cheat and kill

Lolita when you coming home
I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
I'm tearing down your Twilight posters
'cause without you life is whack

Lolita when you coming home
I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
'cause your lover Daddy Mac
Just might have a heart attack

I like 'em young, like Evan Rachel Wood to Marilyn Manson
They try to catch me on Facebook - but I'm straight ducking Chris Hansen
Woody Allen would agree, that the male ego needs this
I'm down with Lot's daughters ask Robert Polhemus
They said beauty is truth and truth is beauty
So what's hotter than a pre-teen shaking that booty?
Don't judge - take a look at the media ideal
Youth it appeals - I'm just keeping real
My black van and candy make little girls smile
The name's Humbert Humbert, world famous pedophile
I'll take her in the back where I'll defile
With roofies and rope 'cause that's my style
Lolita will do my laundry when we buy a house together
I'll wake her up on Christmas once a year with a brand new sweater
Stuck in my heart shaped box, sick like Polly, she's not leaving
I've thrown away the key, but Lolita's still kicking and screaming
I'll buy her school supplies and when September comes
At the parent teacher conference they'll all be like "Um...
Are you the Dad or the lover, it's gotta be one or the other"
When a man walks in with an itty bitty waif
And he ain't no foster mother he gets caught

Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
Want to tie you up in Silly Bandz
and give that butt a smack (Mix-a-Lot)

Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
'cause your lover Daddy Mac
Just might have a heart attack

Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
Let's put on Justin Bieber
While we play with candle wax

Lolita when you coming home, I'm all alone
I'm waiting by the phone my love Lolita
when you coming back?
When you coming back my love Lolita

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