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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
Sarah
MC Lars
my heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and
I gave you my soul and virginity.
I loved you so much; you were the world to me.
Seventeen months together and then we separated,
due to college and commitments the fantasy faded.
It was hard as hell, winter quarter for me,
even though in the long run it made us free.
And I'm not mad at you, wait, yes I am,
I just wish one more time I could hold your hand
and say, "Sarah, take care, until the end.
I want you to know I'll always be your friend."
I can't pretend the year never occurred,
you always said we'd be in touch,
you gave me your word.
But the full moon's dark,
and Garland's gone,
and I'm tearing up your pictures
as I'm writing this song.
CHORUS
Sarah, I can't seem to find the key,
we tossed together into the Velvet Sea,
you said you'd always be there,
but it wasn't true.
But I'm over you, Sarah, I'm over you.
And when you left it had a deep effect on my life,
cutting me sharply like a serrated knife.
But Sarah I've rolled forward and my head's in the stars,
but some mornings when it's cold, I'll wonder how you are.
It went sour like our showers together turning cold,
and I'll reminisce with passion
when my face is gray and old.
Or so I'm told we all do when we turn eighty-two,
I'll think of high school, Pebble Beach, and you.
It's true I'm doing fine
though you're sometimes on my mind,
your adolescent body, acceptable to fine.
But nothing gold can stay and dawn goes down today,
and Sarah you'll have cellulite and crow's feet some day.
Okay, hey I still love you, it's true,
and I hope Whitman College is good to you.
Things are okay now, though they used to seem wrong,
I'm over you like Sidney writing Laura's last song.
REPEAT CHORUS