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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
Manifest Destiny
MC Lars
Pecos lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my remington cocked
I shot a man in reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)
Manifest destiny was the slogan
In the 1800s when the east was all broken
People sought their riches in a vicious move west
And the competition kept 'em on their toes with no rest
Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked
Go west, manifest destiny is on track
Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon
You can't stop it, davy crocket, all the crazy fun we're having
In the mid 90s people started forging the framework
Of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work
I was on the front lines lewis and clark
With a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark
Manifest destiny a motto of progress
But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
Eventually theres casualty - but it doesnt matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
Manifest destiny a motto of progress
But it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
Eventually there's casualty - but it doesn't matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
I get crunk!
Shooting indians, straight out pillagin'
One day we'll put a wal-mart here and make those millions
Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun
The white man is more heinous than attila the hun!
Was an outlaw sticking up the internet train
I took that superhighway and I made it a game
Felt at home on the range I'm an agent of change
I'm the internet obama if it needed a name
Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists
Because high noon is coming soon like jesse james you'll never stop us
Just andy milonakis eating everything in sight
We sleep with one eye open on these cold nevada nights!
I was spamming mails like it was oregon trails
Die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales
Holy grails of the internet partner knew 'em all
Smuggling my warez with a howdy yall