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    MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all

  2. 2

    MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome

  3. 3

    MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes

  4. 4

    MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)

  5. 5

    MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills

  6. 6

    MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System

  7. 7

    MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells

  8. 8

    MC Lars - 21 Concepts

  9. 9

    MC Lars - 911 Am

  10. 10

    MC Lars - Ahab

  11. 11

    MC Lars - Altered State

  12. 12

    MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.

  13. 13

    MC Lars - Art Of Darkness

  14. 14

    MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome

  15. 15

    MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish

  16. 16

    MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies

  17. 17

    MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals

  18. 18

    MC Lars - Certified

  19. 19

    MC Lars - Child's Play

  20. 20

    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

  21. 21

    MC Lars - Cry Tonight

  22. 22

    MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers

  23. 23

    MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell

  24. 24

    MC Lars - Download This Song

  25. 25

    MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)

  26. 26

    MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay

  27. 27

    MC Lars - Flow Like Poe

  28. 28

    MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas

  29. 29

    MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer

  30. 30

    MC Lars - Geeked Out

  31. 31

    MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap

  32. 32

    MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn

  33. 33

    MC Lars - Guinevere

  34. 34

    MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero

  35. 35

    MC Lars - Hey That's Me

  36. 36

    MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia

  37. 37

    MC Lars - Hipster Girl

  38. 38

    MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things

  39. 39

    MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

  40. 40

    MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper

  41. 41

    MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale

  42. 42

    MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh

  43. 43

    MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh

  44. 44

    MC Lars - iGeneration

  45. 45

    MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

  46. 46

    MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing

  47. 47

    MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)

  48. 48

    MC Lars - Judas Priest

  49. 49

    MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter

  50. 50

    MC Lars - Lars Attacks!

  51. 51

    MC Lars - Lolita

  52. 52

    MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street

  53. 53

    MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings

  54. 54

    MC Lars - Male Feminist

  55. 55

    MC Lars - Manifest Destiny

  56. 56

    MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair

  57. 57

    MC Lars - Mr. Raven

  58. 58

    MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance

  59. 59

    MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme

  60. 60

    MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme

  61. 61

    MC Lars - Nerdcore Died

  62. 62

    MC Lars - Nerdcore Players

  63. 63

    MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)

  64. 64

    MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends

  65. 65

    MC Lars - Paul Is Dead

  66. 66

    MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)

  67. 67

    MC Lars - Rapgirl

  68. 68

    MC Lars - Reaping Beauty

  69. 69

    MC Lars - Rock Star

  70. 70

    MC Lars - Running Trains

  71. 71

    MC Lars - Sarah

  72. 72

    MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?

  73. 73

    MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic

  74. 74

    MC Lars - Signing Emo

  75. 75

    MC Lars - Single And Famous

  76. 76

    MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain

  77. 77

    MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me

  78. 78

    MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes

  79. 79

    MC Lars - Space Game

  80. 80

    MC Lars - Stat-60

  81. 81

    MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm

  82. 82

    MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)

  83. 83

    MC Lars - Super Scope

  84. 84

    MC Lars - That's Cpr

  85. 85

    MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket

  86. 86

    MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan

  87. 87

    MC Lars - The Dialogue

  88. 88

    MC Lars - The Game

  89. 89

    MC Lars - The Giving Tree

  90. 90

    MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop

  91. 91

    MC Lars - The Lint Song

  92. 92

    MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell

  93. 93

    MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry

  94. 94

    MC Lars - The TellTale

  95. 95

    MC Lars - True Player For Real

  96. 96

    MC Lars - Twenty-three

  97. 97

    MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)

  98. 98

    MC Lars - UK Vica Versa

  99. 99

    MC Lars - UK Visa Versa

  100. 100

    MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish

  101. 101

    MC Lars - We Fresh

  102. 102

    MC Lars - We Have Arrived

  103. 103

    MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?

  104. 104

    MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy

  105. 105

    MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien

My Rhymes Rhyme

MC Lars

Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.

Hey! I'm all up in your face like a rabid chimp.
I'll eat shrimp on a blimp but I ain't no wimp.
I send american flags to ho chi minh,
And bart simpson toys to sam kinison.
If you're akin to sin, you may just win,
Unless you buy a condom that's made of lamb skin.
I'm down with you of course and your friend ian,
Although half of this rap is indo european.
I translated it so it would make sense
To all you ladies and gents, but there's no evidence
If I'm going too fast or if I'm going too slow.
You can always press "repeat" on this funky fresh flow.
Though you may not even know if I mean what I say,
It's legit when I tell you this homey don't play.
So sit back and relax and pop open a coke.
Compared to me, 50 cent, your rhymes are a joke.

Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.

Word, word,
Word to your mother and your father too,
And props to anyone who keeps staying true.
And shout outs to my homeys across the globe.
Accept diversity but diss a homophobe.
The only way to understanding is to embrace the truth,
We're all creatures of god, buddha, allah, and zeus.
We're only here for a bit, so make the best of it.
Don't look back in sixty years to see your life was…... Garbage!
But the point I'm trying to make is that
My flows are so def like a big milkshake.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But the sugarhill gang is misquoted the most.

Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.

So get this point right here, it's perfect clear.
Props to anyone who bought "nothing to fear."
Shout outs to wesley willis, atom g, and john hall.
Word to mc paul barman. Hey, return my call!
"What's up!" to jerry garcia, hendrix, morrison and zappa.
Word to devo, "weird" al, and those girls from abba.
I hope you have a good day and that you're feeling swell,
Even though the music industry can be hell.

Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.
Roses are red,
Violets are... Blue.
My rhymes rhyme,
But yours don't.

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