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MC Lars - Manifest Destiny
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MC Lars - Missing White Girl Syndrome
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MC Lars - My Biochemical Romance
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MC Lars - Rapbeth (Foul is Fair)
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MC Lars - This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars - (Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
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MC Lars - (Rock) The Bells
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MC Lars - 21 Concepts
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MC Lars - 911 Am
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MC Lars - Ahab
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MC Lars - Altered State
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MC Lars - Annabel Lee R.i.p.
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MC Lars - Art Of Darkness
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MC Lars - Atom You're Awesome
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MC Lars - Birth Of A Phish
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MC Lars - Buddhism For Dummies
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MC Lars - Carmen Sandiego Has Really Bad Morals
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MC Lars - Certified
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MC Lars - Child's Play
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Cry Tonight
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MC Lars - Deangelo Vickers
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MC Lars - Do The Bruce Cambell
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MC Lars - Download This Song
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MC Lars - Escape From Robot Island (featuring MNP)
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MC Lars - Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
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MC Lars - Flow Like Poe
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MC Lars - Francis Bacon Slashed The Canvas
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MC Lars - Gary The Green-nosed Reindeer
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MC Lars - Geeked Out
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MC Lars - Generic Crunk Rap
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MC Lars - Going Back To Brooklyn
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MC Lars - Guinevere
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MC Lars - Guitar Hero Hero
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MC Lars - Hey That's Me
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MC Lars - Hey There Ophelia
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MC Lars - Hipster Girl
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MC Lars - History's Greatest Assholes
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MC Lars - Hot Girls Make Guys do Really Stupid Things
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MC Lars - Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock
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MC Lars - How To Be An Indie Rapper
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MC Lars - Humphrey the Whale
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MC Lars - Hurricane Fresh
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MC Lars - If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh
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MC Lars - iGeneration
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MC Lars - Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)
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MC Lars - It's a Latin Thing
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MC Lars - It's A Party Y'all
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MC Lars - It's not easy (Being green)
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MC Lars - Judas Priest
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MC Lars - Kidney Stones For Easter
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MC Lars - Lars Attacks!
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MC Lars - Lenore (I Miss You)
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MC Lars - Lolita
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MC Lars - Make a Friend On 27Th Street
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MC Lars - Make Way for Ducklings
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MC Lars - Male Feminist
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MC Lars - Mike Russo Cut Your Hair
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MC Lars - Mr. Raven
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MC Lars - My Rhyme's Rhyme
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MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Died
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MC Lars - Nerdcore Players
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MC Lars - Oneonta (Eli Porter)
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MC Lars - Paul And Phil Are Friends
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MC Lars - Paul Is Dead
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MC Lars - Rapgirl
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MC Lars - Reaping Beauty
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MC Lars - Rock Star
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MC Lars - Running Trains
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MC Lars - Sarah
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MC Lars - Scientology = WTF?
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MC Lars - Shvensen Fitzlogic
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MC Lars - Signing Emo
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MC Lars - Single And Famous
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MC Lars - Six Degrees Of Kurt Cobain
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MC Lars - Somebody's Watching Me
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MC Lars - Something Wicca This Way Comes
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MC Lars - Space Game
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MC Lars - Stat-60
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MC Lars - Straight Outta Stockholm
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MC Lars - Summer Camp Love (Is So In Tents)
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MC Lars - Super Scope
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MC Lars - That's Cpr
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MC Lars - The Abridged Narrative Of Arthur Gordon Pym Of Nantucket
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MC Lars - The Bonus Track For Japan
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MC Lars - The Dialogue
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MC Lars - The Game
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MC Lars - The Giving Tree
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MC Lars - The Gospel Of Hip-hop
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MC Lars - The Lint Song
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MC Lars - The Roommate From Hell
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MC Lars - The Séance At Harpers Ferry
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MC Lars - The TellTale
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MC Lars - True Player For Real
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MC Lars - Twenty-three
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MC Lars - Twenty-Three (2011 Remix)
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MC Lars - UK Vica Versa
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MC Lars - UK Visa Versa
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MC Lars - Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars - We Fresh
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MC Lars - We Have Arrived
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MC Lars - Where Ya Been Lars?
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MC Lars - White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars - Yes I Am an Alien
We Fresh
MC Lars
Flay got it tight goddamn
Soon enough you people all will see how hot I am
Smooshing egos, mammogram on your faces kablam
I've been killing it since I was bumping Jock Jams
Ringing off the hook, everyone like hello
In demand, the 2010 tickle me Elmo
Purchase me at Toys R Us, the flow is deadly poisonous
You see those cuties there?
Well let's just say they're not avoiding us
[MC LARS:]
Deeper than Bukowski in a submarine about the
Dopest metaphors and similes you ever heard on wax
Ask anyone you know because I kick the illest flow
And if you want to know more about Wesley Willis then just ask
Y'all can't see me, sold more CDs than the Bee Gees
Now the bloggers want to Tweet me and the kids all want to be me
Yeah I said it, I'm fresher than your brother
Unless your brother's lettuce then I'm doper than your mother
[CHORUS:]
At Marshall's popping tags
Dominate Agrocrag
Straight out a Ziploc bag cause
We fresh
[K.FLAY:]
Tinker with these words like Lincoln log building
Make a dollar and a peso and a crown and a shilling
My currency is currently made up of rhymes and verses
Keep my linguistics flipping yeah they're starring in the circus
You're feeling worthless, yo I'm sorry
I'm not doing it on purpose
But I'm PS3 and y'all are just Atari
Double agent Mata Hari I evade and circumnavigate the globe
Speaking everything from French to Farsi
[MC LARS:]
You got a demo, I'm a smack it out your hand
Unless that jam is hotter than the fire in Japan
Out the mouth of Godzilla, I come from Caliscrillya
So make that CD stronger than a gigantic gorilla
Listen, I'm a speak honestly
Keep the job at Safeway slanging oranges and cottage cheese
I'm a hippopotamus, never rhyme innocuous
So mothertrucking pimp they call me Steve Polychronopolous
[CHORUS:]
At Marshall's popping tags
Dominate Agrocrag
Straight out a Ziploc bag cause
We fresh
