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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 4
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 5
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 6
Vandals - Moving Up
- 7
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 8
Vandals - The New You
- 9
Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
- 10
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
- 11
Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 12
Vandals - Airstream
- 13
Vandals - Allah!
- 14
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 15
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
- 16
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 17
Vandals - Anti
- 18
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 19
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 20
Vandals - Atracity
- 21
Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 22
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 23
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 24
Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
- 25
Vandals - Cafe 405
- 26
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 27
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 28
Vandals - China Town
- 29
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 30
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 31
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 32
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 33
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 34
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 35
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 36
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 37
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 38
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 39
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 40
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 41
Vandals - Euro- Barge
- 42
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 43
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 44
Vandals - Fourteen
- 45
Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
- 47
Vandals - Get A Room
- 48
Vandals - Get In Line
- 49
Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
- 50
Vandals - Go
- 51
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 52
Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 54
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 55
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
- 56
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 57
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 58
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 59
Vandals - Hungry For You
- 60
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 61
Vandals - I Believe
- 62
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 63
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 64
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 65
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 66
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 67
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 68
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 69
Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 70
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 71
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 72
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 73
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 74
Vandals - Jackass
- 75
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 76
Vandals - Kick Me
- 77
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 78
Vandals - Kokomo
- 79
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 80
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 81
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 82
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 83
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
- 86
Vandals - Marry Me
- 87
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 88
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 89
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 90
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 91
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 95
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
- 98
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 99
Vandals - OK
- 100
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 101
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 102
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 103
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
- 104
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 105
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 106
Vandals - Rico
- 107
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 108
Vandals - San Berdu
- 109
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 110
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 111
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 112
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 113
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 114
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 115
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 116
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 117
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 118
Vandals - Susanville
- 119
Vandals - Take It Back
- 120
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 121
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 122
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 123
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 124
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 125
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 126
Vandals - The Rod
- 127
Vandals - The Rodge
- 128
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 129
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 130
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 131
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 132
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 133
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Aging Orange
Vandals
and I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
as sales dropped like flies
No one likes these dumb songs
of racing cars and spies
Maybe it's my ape drape
or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
or Japan
So after much thought
and a panel of experts
I came up with a brilliant little plan
I'll take out my frustrations
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
Cuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of first
Back in Ancient Egypt
many Pharaohs went to jail
for misappropriation
of my Phrigian scale
I said listen to Tutankhamen
you're driving me insane
it's obvious those bellies
are all dancing to Bloodstains
I figured out you owe me
and please try not to laugh
but every time I hear it
I get one more golden calf
So I've bitten off
a sizable chunk
of the hands of the people
with the food
Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
Cuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of first
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Ape Drape!
Ape Drape!
Poodle Head!
Poodle Head!
