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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Susanville
Vandals
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
And my map and phonebook were a blur
But I had a girl and a job to do
Or was that job and a girl to do?
I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
But I can't remember which to save to save my life
With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
Well, all I know is if I recall-
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
And prettier than a catfish
With its nose up against the dam
Without
