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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Susanville
Vandals
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
And my map and phonebook were a blur
But I had a girl and a job to do
Or was that job and a girl to do?
I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
But I can't remember which to save to save my life
With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
Well, all I know is if I recall-
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
And prettier than a catfish
With its nose up against the dam
Without
