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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Choosing You Masters
Vandals
if not this country's dusted
'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3,
and they were on the MTV
They were telling the people to rock the what?
Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees,
Southern fried kings of mediocrity
Now let me get this straight
you want MTV viewers,
the worlds biggest losers,
to vote?
the idea's wrong
in fact there ought to be a law
if you can sit through a Silverchair video
you shouldn't be allowed to vote at all
They call it a revolution, I call it a curse
Tabitha sucks and Kennedy's worse
it's like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids
as I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power
A layer of shit spreads across the land
it's a PSA from the Rollins Band
now the sellout of all time,
who can't sing or write a rhyme
is telling his Genius club
they have a voice?
Well the voice of his fans,
like those of Blind Melons
should be lumped together
w/ convicted felons
Just a segment of society
Not encouraged to engage in public policy
This idea's wrong,
in fact there ought to be a law.
Anyone who bought the last Hole record
should be thoroughly deprogrammed
for the safety of us all
This idea's wrong
don't choose your masters
