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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Marry Me
Vandals
"How did you know that father was the one?"
Then mom just rolls her eyes
She says, "You'll find that special guy"
but to herself she cannot lie
She says, "I'm praying for the day I die
and they bury me"
Then boy become a man
He finds that special one who understands
He knows 'twas meant to be
her faults he cannot see &
now he's down on bended knee
I pledge my love eternally,
will you marry me?
Do you take this woman?
I don't!
Do you take this man?
I don't!
For the rest of your awful life
she is your lawful wedded wife
Do you take this woman?
I don't!
Do you take this man?
I don't!
Eternal agony in holy matrimony
The two now joined as one
and from this holy union comes a son
and the cycle begins again,
another fool is on his knee
Where is my alimony?
Hang yourself from the family tree,
Say marry me
Menopause, mid-life crisis,
moments for the rest of your life
'Til death do you part,
'til the kids leave home she is your wife
(June?)
Just look at your parents strife
Imagine that for the rest of your life
Do you take this women?
Indubitably I don't
