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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Behind The Music
Vandals
And we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit.
And the guy in a&r's got the cd in his car and he thinks track 4 and 6 are contenders
Put the play lists are so tight that we gotta do it right
But he's getting a good feeling so we're gonna take a meeting with the radio promo
And the marketing homo's to see if we can get a green light.
So we waited by the phone and they finally let us know that the label is
Quote "really excited"
Chorus:
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold- or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!
So we got a couple stations, we're in medium rotation
But the p.d. isn't sure if the single's gonna work
Cuz he's gotta play the cure and the psychedelic furs
For the 80's flashback weekend
And our ad's are in the trades, and a video got made
And it cost a hundred grand, but we never got it played
And we're trying to hit the road, but the agent doesn't know
If there's enough in the budget for tour support
So we're playing local clubs, and we're trying to get a "buzz"
And we got a good review in "music connection"
Chorus:
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold- or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!
In a last ditch effort to rally up the troops
We ignored our last statement- 7 figures unrecouped
Cuz we're in it for the art, but we'd like to see if chart
In the billboard "top one thousand"
And we gave it our best shot, but the label says we're dropped
And the drummer quit the band, and he's working for his dad
So we're doing auditions -
Chorus: (x2)
This could be the big one, time to celebrate perhaps.
Our fate is in the hands of strangers-
Going gold or down the hole- you can kiss my ass!