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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Too Much Drama
Vandals
It breaks my heart to see him so sad
Lying alone in his room with a frown on
Reruns show him what he's missing out on
If life could be, like he sees it on TV
He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
Hurts so bad `cause
It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama
Traded back and forth til he turns 18
It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma
So he joins a family on the screen
Can't you see? Too many parents leave
Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe
How they can think that he can take it
It's all he can do to fake it
Off for a weekend with real Dad but
The only thing real is how real bad he
Just wants his life to be black and white
Those people never fight
If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box
He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
So he turns to TV for help and for guidance
A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus
Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool
From Doogie he learned that he must go to school
Three's Company taught him that just acting gay
Could lower the actual rent he would pay
Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor
Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer