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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
Vandals
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Well musicians' stories have made the rounds
about traveling bands in red-neck towns
but for tuba players this has got to be a first.
This one starts like they all do
I'd been traveling hard for a day or two
and I stopped into this joint to quench my thirst.
Up walked this big mountain man
said, "What'cha got there? A garbage can?"
and I said, "Excuse me, that's my tuba, if you please."
He said "Great play a country song
so me and my buddies can sing along"
and I told him I only play with symphonies.
He slammed his fist and spit out his beer
and his body language made it very clear
this wasn't going to be just another B-flat day.
That's when he cocked his thirty-odd-six
and boy, I let out with some country licks
I'd never thought I'd hear my tuba play.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
play that country tuba, cowboy.
Well after a while I ran outta air
and I figured I'd better get out of there
so I grabbed my horn and headed for the door.
Just about then I felt a lasso
wrapped around me and my tuba too
and they yanked me back and 'ey hollered "More man more!"
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
