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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Flowers Are Pretty
Vandals
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
But soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
But nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
Towards all the things you've done
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
With the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
Powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe
Tomorrow you'll probably drown
Chorus:
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
All this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
Disappear, here's a toast
To erosion and corrosion, altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
There's powerful forces at play
And if you lose your legs and have to beg
It's really all the same
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
