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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Flowers Are Pretty
Vandals
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
But soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
But nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
Towards all the things you've done
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
With the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
Powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe
Tomorrow you'll probably drown
Chorus:
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
All this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
Disappear, here's a toast
To erosion and corrosion, altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
There's powerful forces at play
And if you lose your legs and have to beg
It's really all the same
Chorus:
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
