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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Bad Birthday Bash
Vandals
It was my birthday present
But total wrack'n'ruin
Soon became apparent
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought that it would be mellow
But boy was i wrong
I thought they'd played the cowboy song
(i heard it on the radio)
I thought it could be mellow
(but how could i know)
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought that it would be mellow
But boy was i wrong
Asked to bring some friends
They walked in with mohawks
As the band began to play
They started to throw rocks
Now i thought that this was cool
Til they threw me in the pool
The sofa must of missed me
Cause now it sits here with me
I just wanted a band
To play my favorite song
I thought that it would be mellow
But boy was i wrong
I thought they'd played the cowboy song
(i heard it on the radio)
I thought it could be mellow
(but how could i know)
War declared on furniture
Still no mercy shown
Anything not nailed
Was immediately thrown
Final damage toll
Is better left unspoken
By the time they left my house
There was nothing left unbroken
