- 1
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 2
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 3
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 4
Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
- 5
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 6
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 7
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 8
Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 9
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 10
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 11
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 12
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 13
Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
- 14
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
- 15
Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 16
Vandals - Aging Orange
- 17
Vandals - Airstream
- 18
Vandals - Allah!
- 19
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 20
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
- 21
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 22
Vandals - Anti
- 23
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 24
Vandals - Atracity
- 25
Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 26
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 27
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 28
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 29
Vandals - Cafe 405
- 30
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 31
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 32
Vandals - China Town
- 33
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 34
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 35
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 36
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 37
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 38
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 39
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 40
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 41
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 42
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 43
Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 44
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 45
Vandals - Euro- Barge
- 46
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 47
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 48
Vandals - Fourteen
- 49
Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 50
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 51
Vandals - Get A Room
- 52
Vandals - Get In Line
- 53
Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
- 54
Vandals - Go
- 55
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 56
Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
- 57
Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 58
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 59
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 60
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
- 61
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 62
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 63
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 64
Vandals - Hungry For You
- 65
Vandals - I Believe
- 66
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 67
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 68
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 69
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 70
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 71
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 72
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 73
Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 74
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 75
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 76
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 77
Vandals - Jackass
- 78
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 79
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 80
Vandals - Kick Me
- 81
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 82
Vandals - Kokomo
- 83
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 84
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 85
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 86
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 87
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 88
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 89
Vandals - Manimal
- 90
Vandals - Marry Me
- 91
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 92
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 93
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 94
Vandals - Moving Up
- 95
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 96
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 97
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 98
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 99
Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 100
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 101
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 102
Vandals - OK
- 103
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 104
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 105
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
- 106
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 107
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 108
Vandals - Rico
- 109
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 110
Vandals - San Berdu
- 111
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 112
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 113
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 114
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 115
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 116
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 117
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 118
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 119
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 120
Vandals - Susanville
- 121
Vandals - Take It Back
- 122
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 123
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 124
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 125
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 126
Vandals - The New You
- 127
Vandals - The Rod
- 128
Vandals - The Rodge
- 129
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 130
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 131
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 132
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 133
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Fourteen
Vandals
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
Feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
All the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
Wait now my child until you get a little older,
Every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
Chorus:
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as i'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?)
We can't make love together
Because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
Watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time i see you
But i don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
There'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
Just give it time-
Chorus (2x)
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?)
We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, i just can't betray-today.
