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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
- 3
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 5
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - Aging Orange
- 9
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
- 12
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 14
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
- 27
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - Kick Me
- 31
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 32
Vandals - Marry Me
- 33
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 34
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 35
Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 36
Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 37
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 38
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 39
Vandals - San Berdu
- 40
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 41
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 42
Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Susanville
- 44
Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - The New You
- 47
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 48
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 50
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 52
Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
- 58
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 59
Vandals - China Town
- 60
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 61
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 62
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 64
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 65
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 66
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 67
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 68
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 69
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 70
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 71
Vandals - Fourteen
- 72
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 73
Vandals - Go
- 74
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 75
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 76
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 77
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 78
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 79
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 80
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 81
Vandals - I Believe
- 82
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 83
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 84
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 85
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 86
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 87
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 88
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 89
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 90
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 91
Vandals - Jackass
- 92
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 93
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 94
Vandals - Kokomo
- 95
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 96
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 97
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 98
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 99
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 100
Vandals - Manimal
- 101
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 102
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 103
Vandals - Moving Up
- 104
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 105
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 106
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 107
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 108
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 109
Vandals - OK
- 110
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 111
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 112
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 113
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 114
Vandals - Rico
- 115
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 116
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 117
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 118
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 119
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 120
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 121
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 122
Vandals - Take It Back
- 123
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 124
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 125
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 126
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 127
Vandals - The Rod
- 128
Vandals - The Rodge
- 129
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 130
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 131
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 132
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 133
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Fourteen
Vandals
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
Feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
All the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
Wait now my child until you get a little older,
Every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
Chorus:
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as i'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?)
We can't make love together
Because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
Watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time i see you
But i don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
There'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
Just give it time-
Chorus (2x)
But i can't make love to you
Because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?)
We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, i just can't betray-today.
