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Vandals - Airstream
- 2
Vandals - Allah!
- 3
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 4
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 5
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - Kick Me
- 31
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Oi To The World
- 38
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 39
Vandals - San Berdu
- 40
Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Susanville
- 44
Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - The New You
- 47
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 48
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 50
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 52
Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Change My Pants
- 59
Vandals - China Town
- 60
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 61
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 62
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 64
Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 66
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 67
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 68
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 70
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 71
Vandals - Fourteen
- 72
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 73
Vandals - Go
- 74
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 75
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 76
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 77
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 78
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
- 80
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 81
Vandals - I Believe
- 82
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 83
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 84
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 85
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 86
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 87
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 88
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 89
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 90
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 91
Vandals - Jackass
- 92
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 93
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 94
Vandals - Kokomo
- 95
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 96
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 97
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 98
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 99
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 100
Vandals - Manimal
- 101
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 102
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 103
Vandals - Moving Up
- 104
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 105
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 106
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 107
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 108
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 109
Vandals - OK
- 110
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 111
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 112
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 113
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 114
Vandals - Rico
- 115
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 116
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 117
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 118
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 119
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 120
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 121
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 122
Vandals - Take It Back
- 123
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 124
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 125
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 126
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 127
Vandals - The Rod
- 128
Vandals - The Rodge
- 129
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 130
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 131
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 132
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 133
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Slap Of Love
Vandals
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well how much do you love me?
Girl: A whole bunch
Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Girl: Well I don't know
Guy: This much?
[ SLAP ]
Don't say sorry
or call her baby
and if she wants to go out
say, "Maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
as far as I could throw her
You might love her
but you don't know her
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Show her your love with a slap
