- 1
Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 2
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 3
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 4
Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
- 5
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 6
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 7
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 8
Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 9
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 10
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 11
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 12
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 13
Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
- 14
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
- 15
Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 16
Vandals - Aging Orange
- 17
Vandals - Airstream
- 18
Vandals - Allah!
- 19
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 20
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
- 21
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 22
Vandals - Anti
- 23
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 24
Vandals - Atracity
- 25
Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 26
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 27
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 28
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 29
Vandals - Cafe 405
- 30
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 31
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 32
Vandals - China Town
- 33
Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 34
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 35
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 36
Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 37
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 38
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 39
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 40
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 41
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 42
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 43
Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 44
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 45
Vandals - Euro- Barge
- 46
Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 47
Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 48
Vandals - Fourteen
- 49
Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 50
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 51
Vandals - Get A Room
- 52
Vandals - Get In Line
- 53
Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
- 54
Vandals - Go
- 55
Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 56
Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
- 57
Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 58
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 59
Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 60
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
- 61
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 62
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 63
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 64
Vandals - Hungry For You
- 65
Vandals - I Believe
- 66
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 67
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 68
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 69
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 70
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 71
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 72
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 73
Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 74
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 75
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 76
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 77
Vandals - Jackass
- 78
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 79
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 80
Vandals - Kick Me
- 81
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 82
Vandals - Kokomo
- 83
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 84
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 85
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 86
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 87
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 88
Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 89
Vandals - Manimal
- 90
Vandals - Marry Me
- 91
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 92
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 93
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 94
Vandals - Moving Up
- 95
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 96
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 97
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
- 98
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 99
Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 100
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 101
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 102
Vandals - OK
- 103
Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 104
Vandals - Phone Machine
- 105
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
- 106
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 107
Vandals - Power Mustache
- 108
Vandals - Rico
- 109
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 110
Vandals - San Berdu
- 111
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 112
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 113
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 114
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 115
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 116
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 117
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 118
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 119
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 120
Vandals - Susanville
- 121
Vandals - Take It Back
- 122
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 123
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 124
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 125
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 126
Vandals - The New You
- 127
Vandals - The Rod
- 128
Vandals - The Rodge
- 129
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 130
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 131
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 132
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 133
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Slap Of Love
Vandals
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well how much do you love me?
Girl: A whole bunch
Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Girl: Well I don't know
Guy: This much?
[ SLAP ]
Don't say sorry
or call her baby
and if she wants to go out
say, "Maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
as far as I could throw her
You might love her
but you don't know her
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Show her your love with a slap
