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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 2
Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 3
Vandals - Behind The Music
- 4
Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
- 8
Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
- 11
Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 12
Vandals - Get A Room
- 13
Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hungry For You
- 17
Vandals - I Believe
- 18
Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
- 22
Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Power Mustache
- 24
Vandals - San Berdu
- 25
Vandals - Small Wonder
- 26
Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 27
Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
- 29
Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 30
Vandals - Viking Suit
- 31
Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
- 32
Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 34
Vandals - Aging Orange
- 35
Vandals - Airstream
- 36
Vandals - Allah!
- 37
Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
- 38
Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
- 39
Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 40
Vandals - Anti
- 41
Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 42
Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 43
Vandals - Atracity
- 44
Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 45
Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 46
Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 47
Vandals - Cafe 405
- 48
Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 49
Vandals - Change My Pants
- 50
Vandals - China Town
- 51
Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 52
Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 53
Vandals - Come Out Fighting
- 54
Vandals - Crippled And Blind
- 55
Vandals - Desert Woman
- 56
Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 57
Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 58
Vandals - Disproportioned Head
- 59
Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 62
Vandals - Gator Hide
- 63
Vandals - Get In Line
- 64
Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 66
Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 67
Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
- 68
Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 69
Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 70
Vandals - How They Getcha
- 71
Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 72
Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 73
Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
- 74
Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 75
Vandals - I Have A Date
- 76
Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 77
Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 78
Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 79
Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 80
Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 81
Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 82
Vandals - It's A Fact
- 83
Vandals - Jackass
- 84
Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
- 85
Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 86
Vandals - Kick Me
- 87
Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 88
Vandals - Kokomo
- 89
Vandals - Lady Killer
- 90
Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 91
Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 92
Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 93
Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
- 95
Vandals - Manimal
- 96
Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 97
Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 98
Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 99
Vandals - Moving Up
- 100
Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 101
Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
- 102
Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 104
Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
- 105
Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 106
Vandals - Now We Dance
- 107
Vandals - Oi To The World
- 108
Vandals - OK
- 109
Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 110
Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
- 111
Vandals - Rico
- 112
Vandals - S.w.m.
- 113
Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 114
Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 115
Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 116
Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 117
Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 118
Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 119
Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 120
Vandals - Take It Back
- 121
Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 122
Vandals - Teenage Idol
- 123
Vandals - thanx For Nothing
- 124
Vandals - That's My Girl
- 125
Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 126
Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 127
Vandals - The New You
- 128
Vandals - The Rod
- 129
Vandals - The Rodge
- 130
Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
- 131
Vandals - The Vibrator Song
- 132
Vandals - To All the Kids
- 133
Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 134
Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 135
Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 136
Vandals - What About Me?
- 137
Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 138
Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 139
Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Slap Of Love
Vandals
Girl: Yes
Guy: Well how much do you love me?
Girl: A whole bunch
Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Girl: Well I don't know
Guy: This much?
[ SLAP ]
Don't say sorry
or call her baby
and if she wants to go out
say, "Maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
as far as I could throw her
You might love her
but you don't know her
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Show her your love with a slap
