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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Susanville
Vandals
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
And my map and phonebook were a blur
But I had a girl and a job to do
Or was that job and a girl to do?
I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
But I can't remember which to save to save my life
With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
Well, all I know is if I recall-
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
And prettier than a catfish
With its nose up against the dam
Without
