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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Dig A Hole
Vandals
"Let the 'tards eat twinkies" is the mantra of our time.
Fuck no it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought.
With Teletubbies teaching toddlers take it down a notch.
The glory of misinformed who never leave the couch.
Crying when their favorite guy is voted from the house.
The future can't be better but the childeren they won't mind,
just give them shiny objects and tell them never try. Never try.
You think it's stupid now?
You'll see, we're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be.
The future generation has their work cut out for them.
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in.
Dig a hole. Dig a hole.
The dumbing down of dummies in a shameful, spinning spiral.
With puppet masters mastering with plausible denial.
They give us what we want, but make fuck sure we're addicted.
To sugar coated fluffy air and guilty pleasure sickness.
We're fat and lazy mongoloids on pink electric scooters.
With chaffing thighs we supersize and only later realize-
we're cattle for the slaughter and laughing on the way.
Deal with it tommorow not today, not today.
You think it's stupid now?
You'll see, we're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be.
The future generation has their work cut out for them.
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in.
Dig a hole. Dig a hole.
Take a pill it disapears, while loafing through our golden years.
And pass the torch and let them sort the shit we left piled past their ears.
Our children's children's children in the tradition of our lives
will deal with it tommorow and never try, never try.
You think it's stupid now?
You'll see, we're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be.
The future generation has their work cut out for them.
Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in.
Dig a hole. Dig a hole
