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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 40
Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
The Vibrator Song
Vandals
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2
I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you
(chorus)
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon sex is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
And bring yourself some joy
'Cause never would I fuck you except if I were dead
'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
(chorus x2)
That big old space between your teeth is worse than Letterman's
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
Sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when I tell you go the fuck away
