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Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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Vandals - Don't Stop Me Now
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Vandals - (But Then) She Spoke
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Vandals - Euro- Barge
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Vandals - Gator Hide
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Vandals - Girls Turn 18 Every Day
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Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1
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Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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Vandals - Aging Orange
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Vandals - Airstream
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Vandals - Allah!
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Vandals - An Idea For A Movie
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Vandals - Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
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Vandals - And Now We Dance
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Vandals - Anti
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Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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Vandals - Atracity
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Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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Vandals - Behind The Music
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Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
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Vandals - Cafe 405
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Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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Vandals - Change My Pants
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Vandals - China Town
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Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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Vandals - Come Out Fighting
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Vandals - Crippled And Blind
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Vandals - Desert Woman
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Vandals - Designed By Satan
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Vandals - Dig A Hole
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Vandals - Disproportioned Head
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Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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Vandals - Fourteen
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Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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Vandals - Get A Room
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Vandals - Get In Line
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Vandals - Go
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Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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Vandals - Grandpas Last Xmas
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Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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Vandals - Heart Break Hotel
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Vandals - Hey Homes!
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Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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Vandals - How They Getcha
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Vandals - Hungry For You
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Vandals - I Am Crushed
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Vandals - I Believe
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Vandals - I Can't Wait
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Vandals - I Dont Believe In Santa Clause
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Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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Vandals - I Have A Date
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Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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Vandals - I'm A Fly
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Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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Vandals - It's A Fact
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Vandals - Jackass
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Vandals - Johnny Two Bags
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Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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Vandals - Kick Me
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Vandals - Kokomo
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Vandals - Lady Killer
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Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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Vandals - Little Weirdo
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Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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Vandals - Lord Of The Dance
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Vandals - Manimal
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Vandals - Marry Me
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Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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Vandals - Mohawk Town
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Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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Vandals - Moving Up
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Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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Vandals - My Brother Is Gay
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Vandals - My First Xmas, As A Woman
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Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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Vandals - N. i. m. b. y.
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Vandals - Nothings Going To Ruin My Holiday
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Vandals - Now We Dance
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Vandals - Oi To The World
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Vandals - OK
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Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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Vandals - Phone Machine
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Vandals - Pirate's Life
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Vandals - Pizza Tran (She Delivers)
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Vandals - Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy
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Vandals - Power Mustache
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Vandals - Rico
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Vandals - S.w.m.
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Vandals - San Berdu
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Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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Vandals - Slap Of Love
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Vandals - Small Wonder
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Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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Vandals - Soccer Mom
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Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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Vandals - Stop Smiling
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Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Vandals - Susanville
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Vandals - Take It Back
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Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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Vandals - Teenage Idol
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Vandals - thanx For Nothing
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Vandals - That's My Girl
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Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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Vandals - The New You
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Vandals - The Rod
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Vandals - The Rodge
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Vandals - The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
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Vandals - The Vibrator Song
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Vandals - To All the Kids
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Vandals - Too Much Drama
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Vandals - Urban Struggle
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Vandals - Viking Suit
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Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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Vandals - What About Me?
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Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
We'll All Get Laid
Vandals
We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free.
And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle.
Don't try to light a candle.Let's curse the misery.
And as we head for certain doom, don't give up so soon.
Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.
[Chorus:]
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We'll all get laid.
Cuz you still got dreams that haven't been pissed on.
And you still got things you'll never get done.
And you'll keep on running like a rat on a wheel.
And keep on wondering what is the deal.
What was the point? And how come it ends this way?
Well no one knows, we've only got today.
And as the lights go dim, don't think it's all so grim.
At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.
[Chorus:]
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We'll all get laid [x2]
