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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor
Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
Epic Rap Battles Of History
I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw
Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws
How can you talk more shit with my fist in yo jaw?
Don't need words to serve ya, I'ma just say waaataaaw!
Your movies, they bore us, they're slow as a tortoise
I'm the king of nunchucks, I fucked up Chuck Norris!
I invented jeet kune do, so taste my slipper shoe
Here's my two-finger push up, kung f-u!
[Clint Eastwood]
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a pupu platter
You're in the gym too much ringo, perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips
You don't belong in a fight, you belong in a sweatshop
So go ahead, make my iPod
Those little dances you do don't threaten me, Bruce
Fuck you dude, I even squint better than you
[Bruce Lee]
I beat the good and the bad, you must be the ugly
I would mess up yo face, but your mama did it for me
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of yo million dollar babies
You were cool in the 80's, maybe, but now you're just crazy
A man who argues with people who aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this fucking chair!
[Clint Eastwood]
Do ya feel lucky, punk? That's what I'm askin'
You can't be too tough, you got killed by an aspirin
And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker
Leave the rappin' to me, stick to chinese checkers
I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel