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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde

James Bond VS Austin Powers

Epic Rap Battles Of History

[James Bond (Craig)]
I’ve beefed with Le Chiffre and No and Blofeld with the cheek scar
But they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are
I’ll go balls to the Walther on this whack twat in an ascot
Blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat Scot
Permission from the Crown to put a scoundrel down?
I’ve earned it
I’m licenced to kill
You couldn’t get a learner’s permit
After twenty-four films I’m still reaching new heights
Your third movie died, guess You Only Live Twice
Spell my name!
The ladies wanna B-on-D
Any sex appeal you might have is beyond me
I’m bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow I’m done
I only need one round
Golden Gun

[Austin Powers]
You look a lot more blonde in your movie, baby
That's alright, let's just keep it groovy baby! (Yeah!)
Basil Exposition told me this would be boring
But Jesus, man
Even my mojo's snoring!
I've never seen such a miserable spy
I've also never seen a man with glistening thighs
I mean you can't shag properly with that waxed tush
Birds flock to the musk of my chest bush (Yeah!)
I hypnotize you with a little strip tease
And then judo chop
I'm swinging on you like the sixties (Yeah!)
You're defenseless
My rhymes can't be deflected
You're like all the sex I've ever had
Unprotected (Yeah!)
People want a hero with a little personality
No one wants to sit through your gritty reality
Maybe Q can craft some new plot lines
You've made Thunderball two bloody times!
I'm one of a kind
You're always getting remade
You can't touch me, double-oh behave

[James Bond (Craig)]
Ugh! Can't believe I'm wasting my time with this clown
I should be on an island with a fucking model by now
Sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis
Not rapping against Swedish penis pumping weenies

[Austin Powers]
Yeah that's not mine-

[James Bond (Craig)]
I didn't say I was finished
I'm sick of your silly gimmicks
I'm the best spy in the business
Just ask all the critics
I've been through hell
So yeah, I'm a bit of a cynic
But I'm the original model that your frilly ass mimics!

[James Bond (Connery)]
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
It’s the most prominent dominant bomb spy
So pay homage
Handing out ass-whippings
I’m on some real James Bondage
Your performance doesn’t stir me and I’m certainly not shaken
If I wanted shitty acting in my action film
I’d go and watch Taken
I see your modern gadgets and I piss on them all
I don’t need a Q to break your balls
I’m the granddad of the brand millions of fans have been sold on
You’re so far up on my nuts I should call you Bond
Gold Bond

[Austin Powers]
Yeah, um, could I get back in my rap please?

[James Bond (Connery)]
Rap these, you velvety hack!

[Austin Powers]
Jeez!

[James Bond (Craig)]
It’s the movie business and you’ve had your six
The world has had quite enough rug-wearing misogynists

[Austin Powers]
Yeah, to be honest
You are a bit rapey
I mean, I like to swing
But Dr. No means no, baby

[James Bond (Connery)]
Oh please, I’m an extraordinary gentlemen
I'm distinguished
If they made a Mini-Me
They’d have to cast Peter Dinklage

[James Bond (Craig)]
Well maybe they should cast a Bond who’s actually English

[James Bond (Connery)]
Why, pussy, aren’t you the cunning linguist

[James Bond (Craig)]
As a matter of fact
I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts
After I beat you
I’ll kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts

[James Bond (Connery)]
Now you listen here
You little duck-faced runt
I’m all in
I’m ready to die any day that you want!

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