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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor
Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
Epic Rap Battles Of History
The Teflon Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term
Your campaign's like your family: Crash and burn!
You think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet?
(Heh!) Resist me? That's a riot
Why don't you step behind the gym, I'll be standing by
We'll see how tough you are against the 45! (uh!)
I'll shoot a hole through your whole party
Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani, (uh!)
Then I go and bone on Melania!
I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like China!
I've got all the best cognition, with all the top grammar
I'm not a little girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!
You're a disaster, inciting hysteria!
You say I'm selling hate in America, you're selling hatin' America!
Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!
You're just Barack's shadow, and I don't really like the shade!
The pain of losing loved ones is something I've seen
So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein! (oh!)
rap lyrics just ain't for you!
You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-un!
You're a wrestling heel! Nothing 'bout ya's real!
Bitch, you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal!
But you tapped into the rage of red Mad Hatters!
Well lemme tell you, Trump, all lies matter! (uh!)
I don't wanna defund no police, I picked a DA for my VP!
I'm not a communist, I'm not a socialist
I'm just an old ass man with some decency! (wrong!)
No matter what you try to say, global warming ain't canceled!
You pulled out of Paris, should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I ain't sleepy, I'm tired
Of you, Donald Trump. You're fired!
The only thing getting fired on my watch
Is tear gas from law enforcement
I'll keep America great, you'll unleash Antifa
And keep America like Portland! (sad!)
Ain't nothing gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!
Eh, they impeached me, I still walked out of DC looking peachy!
You got the Sloppy, Joe, but no beef!
The only white privilege I see are those teeth!
Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life
Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!
You and your mask and your Knight Rider shades
Are getting revoked like you're Roe vs Wade!
There's no Blue Wave, forget it, not coming!
It's like I tell criminals, Joe: Stop running!
Was Breonna Taylor running, hm, you dog-whistling fool?
I think your daddy would finally be proud of you
He was a racist asshole, too!
[Russian noises] What's this malarkey?
Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, hoss!
I'll take you down like I'm you, and you're a mailbox!
From all your wives to the SATs
Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!
You're the worst damn Republican since Herbert Hoover!
What you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier
Then became the Constitution's domestic abuser!
200, 000 deaths lying at your door
And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rooting!
When we go high, you go down on Putin! (uh!)
Truth is, you're scared to lose!
You got nothing in the banks 'cept IOUs!
Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a bitch
But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!
Look, you're a freeloader, change your name to Tramp!
My campaign's ramping up, you can't get down a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!
For the love of democracy, will you shut up, man?