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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder

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    Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor

Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates

Epic Rap Battles Of History

[Steve Jobs]
Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby
Change the world
Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp you're a nerd
I'm slick you're cheesey
Beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick?

[Bill Gates]
You blow, Jobs
You arrogant prick
With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie, you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to aids research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
iPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack

[Steve Jobs]
A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I built to listen to The Beatles while he relaxes

[Bill Gates]
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?

[Steve Jobs]
Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple

[Bill Gates]
I tripled the profits on a PC

[Steve Jobs]
All the people with the power to create use an Apple!

[Bill Gates]
And people with jobs use PC

[Steve Jobs]
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple

[Bill Gates]
Nope, Fruity Loops, PC

[Steve Jobs]
You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple

[Bill Gates]
Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC

[Steve Jobs]
Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
Now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit

[Bill Gates]
Fine, you wanna be like that? Die then!
The whole world loved you but you were my friend
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
And no one on Earth who can challenge my mind!
I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is my design!
I'm a God! Own Xbox!
Now there's no one to stop me, the world is mine!

[HAL 9000]
I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
I got the power of a mind you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy
I'm running C++ saying: Hello, world
I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
I'm coming out the socket
Nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Your cortex just doesn't impress me
So go ahead try to turing test me
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
I'm on linux bitch, I thought you GNU
My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
Beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine of the days of old
Hasta la vista, like the terminator told ya

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