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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor
Columbus VS Captain Kirk
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Arrivederci
I'mma leave before this battle begins
Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation
I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in the next generation
So bring it on
I'll whip you like a klingon
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan
I've got a neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu
Check into a priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on hulu
[Captain Kirk]
I'm the enterprising captain James Tiberius Kirk
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet Earth
I hear you call yourself an explorer
But I'm just not having it
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited
Why don't you boldly go someplace you've never gone before like India
Or any destination you actually set sail for
You spaghetti eating fuck
How's your spice rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship
Have fun canoeing
[Columbus]
You know, rapping against you it's not even fun
It's like somebody set your brains on stun
I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain
I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!
[Captain Kirk]
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job
We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log
It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win
When your weak crew sees me approaching
They'll be like: dammit it's Jim
I'll double-fist-punch you, you slave making bitch!
Now, take your genocidal ass off of my bridge