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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Adam VS Eve
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Hillary Clinton
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jim Henson VS Stan Lee
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jonh Lennon VS Billy O'reilly
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mother Teresa VS Sigmund Freud
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Artists VS TMNT
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler III
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Darth Vader VS Adolf Hittler II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Eastern Philosophers VS Western Philosophers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Isaac Newton VS Bill Nye
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rasputin VS Stalin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steven Spielberg VS Alfred Hitchcock
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Batman VS Sherlock Holmes
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump Vs Joe Biden
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Goku VS Superman
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Stephen King VS Edgar Allan Poe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Theodore Roosevelt VS Winston Churchill
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Alexander the Great VS Ivan the Terrible
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Babe Ruth VS Lance Armstrong
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Barack Obama VS Mitt Romney
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Billy Mays VS Ben Franklin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Blackbeard VS Al Capone
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bob Ross VS Pablo Picasso
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Bruce Banner VS Bruce Jenner
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Columbus VS Captain Kirk
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - David Copperfield VS Harry Houdini
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Deadpool VS Boba Fett
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Donald Trump VS Ebenezer Scrooge
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Freddy Krueger Vs Wolverine
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Frederick Douglass VS Thomas Jefferson
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandalf VS Dumbledore
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gandhi VS Martin Luther King Jr.
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Genghis Khan VS The Easter Bunny
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - George Washington VS William Wallace
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ghostbusters VS Mythbusters
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Gordon Ramsay VS Julia Child
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Guy Fawkes Vs Che Guevara
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man VS Kim Jong-il
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - J. R. R. Tolkien VS George R. R. Martin
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Jack The Ripper VS Hannibal Lecter
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - James Bond VS Austin Powers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Lewis and Clark VS Bill and Ted
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros VS Wright Bros
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Master Chief VS Leonidas
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Michael Jordan VS Muhammad Ali
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Miley Cyrus VS Joan Of Arc
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Moses VS Santa Claus
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mozart VS Skrillex
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mr. T VS Mr. Rogers
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Napoleon VS Napoleon
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nice Peter VS EpicLLOYD II
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Nikola Tesla VS Thomas Edison
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Oprah VS Ellen
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Ragnar Lodbrok Vs. Richard The Lionheart
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Rick Grimes VS Walter White
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Romeo & Juliet VS Bonnie & Clyde
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Shaka Zulu VS Julius Caesar
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Terminator VS Robocop
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Thanos Vs J Robert Oppenheimer
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Tony Hawk VS Wayne Gretzky
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wonder Woman VS Stevie Wonder
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Epic Rap Battles Of History - Zeus VS Thor
Rasputin VS Stalin
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya!
As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind
Who built a superpower, but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives
If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite
Big dick mystic known to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife
[Joseph Stalin]
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch?
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
[Vladmir Lenin]
I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein
Looking like something out of R.L. stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight
And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man
Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx
[Mikhail Gorbachev]
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt
If your name end with in, time to get out
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh, yeah
You two need yoga, you need a shower
And you all need to learn how to handle real power
[Vladmir Putin]
Did somebody say real power?
ДA, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP