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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Escape From The Mooselodge
Gwar
Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.
Drug addicted, riddled with disease
They're not dogs, they're just scum...
Could they get a chance to change their fate
Destroy the things they've come to love with hate
Only time will tell...
I'm sick of this damn planet and the sluts and the booze,
I'd like to kill the Master, and start turning the screws
The sins of this planet have long since grown stale
We need to kill on a galactic scale
Forsaken by their cosmic master,
GWAR constantly schemes
For a way to escape Earth, realize their twisted dreams
Old men fly into space, GWAR cannot...
This re-occuring pattern of failure
Has fucked with them a lot
Get me the hell out of Dodge I'll turn in my card at the Moose Lodge
But first let me settle my account at
Blockbuster and bid fond adieu to my friend General Custer...
I scream to the heavens to split open wide and let loose a torrent
of death's ghastly tide
The power of Chaos, there's no reason why
We need a way to make everybody die...
The ancient legend of "The TimeBomb",
an alien device which supposedly chronicled all time's events
from the beginning-to the end.
If it could be deciphed by our bum, bling anti-heroes,
then the end of the world would come.
As to what this has to do with anything, I'm not really sure...
Out there the power is growing and it's growing fast
Here the only thing growing is my big fat ass.
Sales are dropping, riffs are slopping
Can you smell the zits I'm popping
What the hell can we do?
We've done it all,
I've humped god's nose
I've reeked of booze...
I've cancelled shows
Became everything that I despised And my own hell I recognize
But there's just so many little bohabs and they're always crowding
around begging me to suckle them and tie their mothers down
I will kill their girlfriends,
I will smoke their crack I become the pimp-daddy,
I become the Mack
But everyday I'm doing I'm dying deep inside
But I'm gonna tell ya something gonna give ya back your pride
So here's a little thought that I had the other day
If we could blow the planet up
We could just float away