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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 3
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 39
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 54
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 55
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 56
Gwar - El Presidente
- 57
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 60
Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Friend
- 65
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 66
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 67
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 68
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 69
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 70
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 71
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 72
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 73
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 74
Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 76
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 77
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 79
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 80
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 81
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 90
Gwar - King Queen
- 91
Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 96
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 97
Gwar - Lost God
- 98
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 99
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 100
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 108
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 109
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 110
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 111
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 112
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 114
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 115
Gwar - Nudged
- 116
Gwar - Ollie North
- 117
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 118
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 119
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 120
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 121
Gwar - Penis I See
- 122
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 123
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 124
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 125
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 126
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 127
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 128
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 129
Gwar - Rise Again
- 130
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 131
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 134
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 135
Gwar - Sammy
- 136
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 137
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 138
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 139
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 140
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 141
Gwar - Slutman City
- 142
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 143
Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 145
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 147
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 148
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 149
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 150
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 151
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 154
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 156
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 157
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 158
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 159
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 160
Gwar - The New Plague
- 161
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 170
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.