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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
- 148
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.