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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 2
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 3
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 4
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 5
Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 9
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
- 30
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 49
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 50
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 55
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 57
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 58
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 59
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 60
Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 62
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 64
Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 68
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 69
Gwar - Friend
- 70
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 71
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 72
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 73
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 74
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 75
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 76
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 77
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 78
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 79
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 80
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 81
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 82
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 83
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 84
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 85
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 87
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 88
Gwar - Jack The World
- 89
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 90
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
- 95
Gwar - Krosstika
- 96
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 97
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 99
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 100
Gwar - Lost God
- 101
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 102
Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 105
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 106
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 107
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 108
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 110
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 111
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 112
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 113
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
- 116
Gwar - Nudged
- 117
Gwar - Ollie North
- 118
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 119
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 120
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
- 122
Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 124
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 125
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 126
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 127
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 128
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 129
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 130
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 131
Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
- 133
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 138
Gwar - Sammy
- 139
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 140
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 141
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 142
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 143
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 144
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 145
Gwar - Slutman City
- 146
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 147
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 148
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 149
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 150
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 151
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 152
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 154
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 155
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 156
Gwar - The Cutter
- 157
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 159
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 160
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 161
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 162
Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
- 164
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
- 169
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 170
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 171
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 172
Gwar - The Wheel
- 173
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 175
Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 180
Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
- 187
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 188
Gwar - Whargoul
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.