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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 40
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - In Her Fear
- 45
Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Maggots
- 56
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 63
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
- 66
Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
- 68
Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 76
Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 78
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Slap U Around
- 80
Gwar - Slutman City
- 81
Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 83
Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 86
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 87
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 88
Gwar - The Cutter
- 89
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 90
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 91
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 92
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 93
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 94
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 95
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 96
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 97
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 98
Gwar - Tormentor
- 99
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 104
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 105
Gwar - War Party
- 106
Gwar - War Toy
- 107
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 108
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 109
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 110
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 111
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 112
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 114
Gwar - Aeiou
- 115
Gwar - Asian People
- 116
Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
- 118
Gwar - Babyraper
- 119
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 120
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 121
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 122
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 123
Gwar - Blimey
- 124
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 125
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 126
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 127
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 128
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 129
Gwar - Death Pod
- 130
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 131
Gwar - Destroyed
- 132
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 133
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 134
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 135
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 136
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 137
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 138
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 139
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 140
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 141
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 142
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 143
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 144
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 145
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 146
Gwar - King Queen
- 147
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 148
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 149
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 150
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 152
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 154
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 155
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 157
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 158
Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 160
Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Ragnarok
- 163
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 164
Gwar - Rise Again
- 165
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 166
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 170
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 171
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 172
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 173
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 175
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 176
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The New Plague
- 179
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 184
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 185
Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Time For Death
- 188
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 189
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 190
Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.