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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 2
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Krak Down
- 9
Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 41
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 45
Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 48
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 49
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 50
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 52
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 53
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 54
Gwar - El Presidente
- 55
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 58
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 59
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 62
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 64
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 65
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 66
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 67
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 68
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 69
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 70
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 71
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 72
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 73
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 74
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 75
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 76
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 77
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 78
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 79
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 80
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 81
Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 86
Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krosstika
- 88
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 89
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 90
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 91
Gwar - Licksore
- 92
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
- 95
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
- 97
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 98
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 99
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 100
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - None But The Brave
- 108
Gwar - Nudged
- 109
Gwar - Ollie North
- 110
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 112
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
- 114
Gwar - Penis I See
- 115
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 116
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 117
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 118
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 119
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 120
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 121
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 122
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 123
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 124
Gwar - Rise Again
- 125
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 126
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 127
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 129
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 130
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 131
Gwar - Sammy
- 132
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 133
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 134
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 135
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 136
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 137
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 138
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 139
Gwar - Slutman City
- 140
Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Song Of Words
- 142
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 145
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 146
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 147
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 149
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 150
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 154
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 155
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 156
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 157
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 158
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 170
Gwar - The Wheel
- 171
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 178
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 179
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
- 185
Gwar - War Toys
- 186
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 187
Gwar - Whargoul
- 188
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 189
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 190
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7