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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7