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Gwar - Sick Of You
- 2
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 40
Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 56
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 57
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 58
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 59
Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 61
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
- 66
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 67
Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 71
Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
- 77
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 78
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 80
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 81
Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 88
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 89
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 90
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 104
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 106
Gwar - Lost God
- 107
Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
- 109
Gwar - Maggots
- 110
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 111
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 112
Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 116
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 118
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 119
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 122
Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
- 125
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 126
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
- 128
Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 133
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Ragnarok
- 135
Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Sammy
- 139
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 140
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 142
Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
- 144
Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 149
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 150
Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 156
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 159
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 160
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 161
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 162
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 170
Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 172
Gwar - The Wheel
- 173
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 175
Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 179
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 180
Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 183
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
- 186
Gwar - War Party
- 187
Gwar - War Toy
- 188
Gwar - War Toys
- 189
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7