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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 2
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 3
Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Friend
- 6
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 7
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 8
Gwar - King Queen
- 9
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 10
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
- 28
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 39
Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 42
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 43
Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 47
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 48
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 49
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 50
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 51
Gwar - Death Pod
- 52
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 53
Gwar - Destroyed
- 54
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 56
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 58
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 59
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 60
Gwar - El Presidente
- 61
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
- 64
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 65
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 68
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 69
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Go To Hell
- 71
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 72
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 73
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 74
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 75
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 76
Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 78
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 79
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 80
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 81
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 82
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 83
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 84
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 85
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 86
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 87
Gwar - Jack The World
- 88
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 89
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 90
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 92
Gwar - Krak Down
- 93
Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 96
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 97
Gwar - Licksore
- 98
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 99
Gwar - Lost God
- 100
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 101
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 102
Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 104
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 105
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 106
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 107
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 108
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 109
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 110
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 111
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 113
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 114
Gwar - Nudged
- 115
Gwar - Ollie North
- 116
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 117
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 118
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 119
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 120
Gwar - Penis I See
- 121
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 122
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 123
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 124
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 125
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 126
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 127
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 128
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 129
Gwar - Rise Again
- 130
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 131
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 134
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 135
Gwar - Sammy
- 136
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 137
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 138
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 139
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 140
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 141
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 142
Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 144
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 145
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 146
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 148
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 149
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 150
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 152
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 153
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 155
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 156
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 157
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 158
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 159
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 160
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 161
Gwar - The New Plague
- 162
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 165
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 166
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
- 168
Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 170
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 173
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
- 176
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 184
Gwar - War Toy
- 185
Gwar - War Toys
- 186
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 187
Gwar - Whargoul
- 188
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 189
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 190
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7