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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 89
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 92
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - World O' Filth
- 109
Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
- 114
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 117
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 118
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Battle Lust
- 120
Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Blimey
- 122
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 123
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 124
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 126
Gwar - Death Pod
- 127
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 128
Gwar - Destroyed
- 129
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 130
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 131
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 133
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 134
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 135
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 136
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 137
Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 139
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 140
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 141
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 142
Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
- 145
Gwar - Licksore
- 146
Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Love Surgery
- 148
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 149
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 156
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 158
Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 160
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 161
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 162
Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
- 170
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 171
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 176
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The New Plague
- 178
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 180
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 181
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 182
Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Wheel
- 185
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 188
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 189
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Ultimate Bohab
Gwar
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie
Zit-scarred and unpopular
He's at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter tears
He met his idol and he got punched
All he wanted was an autograph
The smell of his acne, it's heavily bunched
He fell down and everyone laughed
You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
Bohab!
Bohab!
It's your dream come true
Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview!
You'll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
If you're really lucky, you might get raped!
But not by a dude, that would be gay!
But if that's what the band wants I guess it's O.K.!
We're not going to rape you...yet, so don't you fret it!
You brought a woman with you, and now she's gonna get it!
Cuz' this is how we roll, this is what we do
We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you
And we know that's not your girlfriend, by the way...
She's only with you because you got her backstage
And you gave her...money
You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
Bohab!
Bohab!
Your pock marked face makes her sick
As soon as she's in there she's getting the dick
But not from you, from the entire band
So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand
Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
Come on over here kid, there's still time to fuck her!
A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
We feed her to bears, all that's left is her watch
Bohab!
You gave your life with pride
But people that had known you didn't care that you had died
Bohab
The last issue did real well
Because your interview was suicide
You followed GWAR to Hell....