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Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 2
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 3
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 6
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 7
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 8
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 9
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 10
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 11
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 12
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 13
Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
- 15
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 17
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 21
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 22
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 23
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 24
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 25
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 26
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 27
Gwar - Biledriver
- 28
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
- 32
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 33
Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 36
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 37
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 38
Gwar - Child
- 39
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 40
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 41
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 42
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 43
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 44
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 45
Gwar - Death Pod
- 46
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 47
Gwar - Destroyed
- 48
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 49
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 50
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 51
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 52
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 53
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 54
Gwar - El Presidente
- 55
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 56
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 57
Gwar - Fight
- 58
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 59
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 60
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 61
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 62
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 63
Gwar - Friend
- 64
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 65
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 66
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 67
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 68
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 69
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 70
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 71
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 72
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 73
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 74
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 75
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 76
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 77
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 78
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 79
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 80
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 81
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 82
Gwar - Jack The World
- 83
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 84
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 85
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 87
Gwar - King Queen
- 88
Gwar - Krak Down
- 89
Gwar - Krosstika
- 90
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 91
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 92
Gwar - Licksore
- 93
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 94
Gwar - Lost God
- 95
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 96
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 97
Gwar - Maggots
- 98
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 99
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 100
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 101
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 102
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 103
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 104
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 105
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 106
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 107
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 108
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 109
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 110
Gwar - Nudged
- 111
Gwar - Ollie North
- 112
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 113
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 114
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 115
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 116
Gwar - Penis I See
- 117
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 118
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 119
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 120
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 121
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 122
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 123
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 124
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 125
Gwar - Rise Again
- 126
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 127
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 128
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 129
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 130
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 131
Gwar - Sammy
- 132
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 133
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 134
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 135
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 136
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 137
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 138
Gwar - Slutman City
- 139
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 140
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 141
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 142
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 143
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 144
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 145
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 146
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 147
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 148
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 149
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 150
Gwar - The Cutter
- 151
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 152
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 153
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 154
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 155
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 156
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 157
Gwar - The New Plague
- 158
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 159
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 160
Gwar - The Performer
- 161
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 162
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 163
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 164
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 165
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 166
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 167
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 168
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 169
Gwar - The Wheel
- 170
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 171
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 172
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 173
Gwar - Time For Death
- 174
Gwar - Tormentor
- 175
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 176
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 177
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 178
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 179
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 180
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 181
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 182
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 183
Gwar - War Party
- 184
Gwar - War Toy
- 185
Gwar - War Toys
- 186
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 187
Gwar - Whargoul
- 188
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 189
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 190
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 191
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 192
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 193
Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain