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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
- 39
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 62
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
- 66
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 68
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 70
Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
- 72
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 73
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 80
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 81
Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 83
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 86
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 88
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 89
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 90
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 95
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 96
Gwar - Jack The World
- 97
Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
- 107
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 108
Gwar - Lost God
- 109
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 110
Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 113
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 115
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 116
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 118
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 120
Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
- 122
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
- 128
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 129
Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 131
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 134
Gwar - Rise Again
- 135
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 139
Gwar - Sammy
- 140
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 141
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 143
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 144
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 145
Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 148
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 149
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 156
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
- 159
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 165
Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
- 170
Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 172
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 173
Gwar - The Wheel
- 174
Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 176
Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
- 178
Gwar - Tormentor
- 179
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 182
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 183
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 184
Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 187
Gwar - War Toy
- 188
Gwar - War Toys
- 189
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 190
Gwar - Whargoul
- 191
Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Message From The Scallop Boat
Gwar
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat