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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
Message From The Scallop Boat
Gwar
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat