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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 42
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 49
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 60
Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
- 69
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 72
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 73
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - Parting Shot
- 115
Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
- 117
Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 120
Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Ragnarok
- 125
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 126
Gwar - Rise Again
- 127
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 133
Gwar - Sammy
- 134
Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 137
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 138
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 139
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 140
Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 142
Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
- 148
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 150
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 157
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 158
Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
- 160
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 169
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 170
Gwar - The Wheel
- 171
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 172
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Message From The Scallop Boat
Gwar
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat