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Gwar - Sick Of You
- 2
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 3
Gwar - Asian People
- 4
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Lust In Space
- 7
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 13
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 50
Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Death Pod
- 52
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
- 54
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 57
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 58
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 59
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 60
Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 63
Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
- 68
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 71
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 74
Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 78
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 79
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 80
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 81
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 84
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 85
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 86
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 89
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 90
Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 99
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
- 108
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 109
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 111
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 113
Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
- 116
Gwar - Nudged
- 117
Gwar - Ollie North
- 118
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 119
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 120
Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 125
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 126
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 127
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 128
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 129
Gwar - Rise Again
- 130
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
- 134
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 135
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 137
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 138
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 139
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 140
Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 142
Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 144
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 146
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 147
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 148
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 150
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 155
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 156
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 157
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 158
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 159
Gwar - The New Plague
- 160
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 170
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 173
Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Tormentor
- 176
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 183
Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 186
Gwar - War Toy
- 187
Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Message From The Scallop Boat
Gwar
Hey man, do you remember me?
I remember you
I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed
And the really bad tattoo
And now I'm doing 20 to life
for killing the guy
that was humping my wife
So I thought I'd write a letter to you
Scallop Boat now baby
Scallop boat
IV coke now baby
Funky scallop, funky scallop boat
I used to work on a scallop boat
I made some money there
I used to do the I.V. coke
Lost some money there
Scallop boat now baby
Scallop boat
I.V. coke now baby
Funky scallop
Funky scallop boat
Down here in jail I do as I'm able
Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable
But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here?
But there is one thing that I don't understand
I thought The South Pole was the home of the band
Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond?
don't break up man
keep it together
I love you guys
I LOVE YOU GUYS
funky funky scallop boat