- 1
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 2
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 3
Gwar - Asian People
- 4
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 5
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 6
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 7
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 8
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 9
Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 10
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 11
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 12
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 13
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 14
Gwar - Sammy
- 15
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 16
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 17
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 18
Gwar - Aeiou
- 19
Gwar - Americanized
- 20
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 21
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
- 22
Gwar - B. D. F.
- 23
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 24
Gwar - Babyraper
- 25
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 26
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 27
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 28
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 29
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 30
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 31
Gwar - Biledriver
- 32
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 33
Gwar - Black And Huge
- 34
Gwar - Blimey
- 35
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 36
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 37
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 38
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
- 39
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 40
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 41
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 42
Gwar - Child
- 43
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 44
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 45
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 46
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 47
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 48
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 49
Gwar - Death Pod
- 50
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 51
Gwar - Destroyed
- 52
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 53
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 54
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 55
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 56
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 57
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 58
Gwar - El Presidente
- 59
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 60
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 61
Gwar - Fight
- 62
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 63
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 64
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 65
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 66
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 67
Gwar - Friend
- 68
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 69
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 70
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 71
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 72
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 73
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 74
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 75
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 76
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 77
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 78
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 79
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 80
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 81
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 82
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 83
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 84
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 85
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 86
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 87
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 88
Gwar - Jack The World
- 89
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 90
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 91
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 92
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 93
Gwar - King Queen
- 94
Gwar - Krak Down
- 95
Gwar - Krosstika
- 96
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 97
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 98
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 99
Gwar - Licksore
- 100
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 101
Gwar - Lost God
- 102
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 103
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 104
Gwar - Maggots
- 105
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 106
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 107
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 108
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 109
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 110
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 111
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 112
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 113
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 114
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 115
Gwar - Nudged
- 116
Gwar - Ollie North
- 117
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 118
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 119
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 120
Gwar - Penis I See
- 121
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 122
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 123
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 124
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 125
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 126
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 127
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 128
Gwar - Rise Again
- 129
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 130
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 131
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 132
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 133
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 134
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 135
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 136
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 137
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 138
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 139
Gwar - Slutman City
- 140
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 141
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 142
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 143
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 144
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 145
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 146
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 147
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 148
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 149
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 150
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 151
Gwar - The Cutter
- 152
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 153
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 154
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 155
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 156
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 157
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 158
Gwar - The New Plague
- 159
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 160
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 161
Gwar - The Performer
- 162
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 163
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 164
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 165
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 166
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 167
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 168
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 169
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 170
Gwar - The Wheel
- 171
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 172
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 173
Gwar - Time For Death
- 174
Gwar - Tormentor
- 175
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 176
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 177
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 178
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 179
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 180
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 181
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 182
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 183
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 184
Gwar - War Party
- 185
Gwar - War Toy
- 186
Gwar - War Toys
- 187
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 188
Gwar - Whargoul
- 189
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 190
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
- 192
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 193
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 194
Gwar - Zombies, March!
Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
Gwar
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a faggot
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys