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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 2
Gwar - Krosstika
- 3
Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 9
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Sex Cow
- 11
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 12
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 13
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
- 24
Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
- 27
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 29
Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 38
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 39
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 40
Gwar - Child
- 41
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 42
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 43
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 44
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 45
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 47
Gwar - Death Pod
- 48
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 49
Gwar - Destroyed
- 50
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 52
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 53
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 54
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 55
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 56
Gwar - El Presidente
- 57
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 58
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 59
Gwar - Fight
- 60
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 61
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
- 63
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 64
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 65
Gwar - Friend
- 66
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 67
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 68
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 69
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 70
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 71
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 72
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 73
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 74
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 75
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 76
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 77
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 78
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 79
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 80
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 81
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 82
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 83
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 84
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 85
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 86
Gwar - Jack The World
- 87
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 88
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 91
Gwar - King Queen
- 92
Gwar - Krak Down
- 93
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 95
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 96
Gwar - Licksore
- 97
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 98
Gwar - Lost God
- 99
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 100
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 101
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 102
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 103
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 104
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 105
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 106
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 107
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 108
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 109
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 110
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 111
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 112
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 113
Gwar - Nudged
- 114
Gwar - Ollie North
- 115
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 116
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 117
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 118
Gwar - Penis I See
- 119
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 120
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 121
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 122
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 123
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 124
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 125
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 126
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 127
Gwar - Rise Again
- 128
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 129
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 130
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 131
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 132
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 133
Gwar - Sammy
- 134
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 135
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 136
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 137
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 138
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 139
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 140
Gwar - Slutman City
- 141
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 142
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 143
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 144
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 145
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 146
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 147
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 148
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 149
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 150
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 151
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 152
Gwar - The Cutter
- 153
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 154
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 155
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 156
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 157
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 158
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 159
Gwar - The New Plague
- 160
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 161
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 162
Gwar - The Performer
- 163
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 164
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 165
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 166
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 167
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 168
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 169
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 170
Gwar - The Wheel
- 171
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 172
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 173
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 174
Gwar - Time For Death
- 175
Gwar - Tormentor
- 176
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 177
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 178
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 179
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 180
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 182
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 183
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 184
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 185
Gwar - War Party
- 186
Gwar - War Toy
- 187
Gwar - War Toys
- 188
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 189
Gwar - Whargoul
- 190
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 191
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.