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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 3
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 8
Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 24
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 26
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 27
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 28
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 29
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 30
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 31
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 32
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 34
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 35
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 36
Gwar - Whargoul
- 37
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 38
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 39
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 40
Gwar - Aeiou
- 41
Gwar - Americanized
- 42
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 43
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 47
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 48
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 49
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 50
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 51
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 57
Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
- 60
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 61
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 62
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 63
Gwar - Child
- 64
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 65
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 66
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 67
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 68
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 69
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 70
Gwar - Death Pod
- 71
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 72
Gwar - Destroyed
- 73
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 75
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 76
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 77
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 78
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 79
Gwar - El Presidente
- 80
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 81
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 82
Gwar - Fight
- 83
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 84
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 85
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 86
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 87
Gwar - Friend
- 88
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 89
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 90
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 91
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 92
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 93
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 94
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 95
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 96
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 97
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 98
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 99
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 100
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 101
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 102
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 103
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 104
Gwar - Jack The World
- 105
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 106
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 107
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 108
Gwar - King Queen
- 109
Gwar - Krak Down
- 110
Gwar - Krosstika
- 111
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 112
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 113
Gwar - Licksore
- 114
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 115
Gwar - Lost God
- 116
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 117
Gwar - Maggots
- 118
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 119
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 120
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 121
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 122
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 123
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 124
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 125
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 126
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 127
Gwar - Nudged
- 128
Gwar - Ollie North
- 129
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 130
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 131
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 132
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 133
Gwar - Penis I See
- 134
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 135
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 136
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 137
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 138
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 139
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 140
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 141
Gwar - Rise Again
- 142
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 143
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 144
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 145
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 146
Gwar - Sammy
- 147
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 148
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 149
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 150
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 151
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 152
Gwar - Slutman City
- 153
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 154
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 155
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 156
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 157
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 158
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 159
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 160
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 161
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 162
Gwar - The Cutter
- 163
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 164
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 165
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 166
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 167
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 168
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 169
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 170
Gwar - The Performer
- 171
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 172
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 173
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 174
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 175
Gwar - The Wheel
- 176
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 177
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 178
Gwar - Time For Death
- 179
Gwar - Tormentor
- 180
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 183
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 184
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 185
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 186
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 187
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 188
Gwar - War Party
- 189
Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
- 191
Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
Slaughterama
Gwar
"Give the people what they want."
And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter
of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.
Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.
Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on
Slaughterama!
This next geek is guilty of the following:
A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing.
Tried to tell us "Give peace a chance."
Met the National Guard and he shit in his pants.
Its not you imagination, its not a bad trippie, yes thats him -
Its the big smelly hippy!
Hello Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.
Hey, got a little shit between your toes.
How's things at the ol' manure factory?
How's little Tofu? What!?
She grew another head?
Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y'know,
kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking.
So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?
Put it under the soap.
I'm sorry but that answer wasn't in time,
you're gonna have to put your mouth on this.
Whoa! I blew your head clean off.
Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.
There's nothing like hippy honey.
My dad always use to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald.
All right, we're rocking now.
Worlds biggest hair,
worlds tightest pants got no circulation but you still can't dance.
Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk.
Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.
Always in black, looks like he's dead -
Here's the art-fag lying on his death-bed.
Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.
Say, what a hairdo. Its awfully big.
As big as the.. the..
the Hindenburg and it will go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it.
But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question:
What ever happened to Eddie Munster?
I'm looking at him!
Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there.... ooh, its getting ripped off.
Ow, you know that's gotta hurt.
Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?
Is that a face-lift?
No, he's pulling that face clean off.
Ahhhhh. Help that sod outta here..
Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.
Now you can't wait to give someone the boot.
Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.
Follows the heard, just another cow.
Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.
Scream for him now here's the nazi skinhead.
Hello Mr.Nazi Skinhead how'ya doin'?
How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken? W
ell it's good to see ya still on the job.
Y'know when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms,
always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right,
not to the left, always to the right.
Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway? H
e doesn't have to tell you.
Time to give this nazi skinhead one more haircut,
real close to the shoulders like.
Whoa! His heads been decapitated.
Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.
Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?
Well, ladies and gentlemen that's all for this week.
We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.
We'll Be back next week for another edition of Slaughterama.
It's full of existential despair.
It's full of people who just don't care.
Don't feel sorry for them.
They've chosen there own pathetic life.