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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Gwar
We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs
And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures
Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...
At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion
aboard a planetary infection barge, attempting to obey a host of
confusing orders, but mostly satisfying only our lust for
slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, I only realized a battle
had started when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma
bombardment. Piling into
our armored assault pods we began our descent to the planets
pulverized surface. We were met by a flight of primitive
interceptors which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear
hatred, flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere
below.
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7
On the horizon was the blazing outlines of a bombed city, the
outlying areas dotted with flaming craters and fleeing refuges
I vomited out the window and led our battalion on a blazing attack
on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh in a rain of sulfuric
plasma burst. The mass mutilation of a world ensued, with those
not being fit for slave labor being herded into gigantic flaming
pits. We laughed as several thousand years of cultural development
were wiped out in a single blundering instant.
Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes
Captives fill the breeding hive
Desecrate their sovereign world
Bloated, bloody, drunken churl
Cultures crumble, races die
Stench of midgets fill the sky
Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch
Pretty soon we'll break for lunch
Later, as we flew through deep space
Ritually disemboweling our victims
The navigator informed us that we
Attacked the wrong planet.
Hehehehehahaha
The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7