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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Sick Of You
- 8
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 9
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 12
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 13
Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 22
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 23
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Go To Hell
- 25
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 26
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Krosstika
- 28
Gwar - Lust In Space
- 29
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 30
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 31
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 32
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 33
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 34
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 35
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 36
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 37
Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
- 38
Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
- 39
Gwar - Aeiou
- 40
Gwar - Americanized
- 41
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 42
Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
- 46
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 47
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 48
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 49
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 50
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 51
Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 56
Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 58
Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bored To Death
- 60
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 61
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 62
Gwar - Child
- 63
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 65
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 66
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 67
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 68
Gwar - Death Pod
- 69
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 70
Gwar - Destroyed
- 71
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 72
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 73
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 74
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 75
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 76
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 77
Gwar - El Presidente
- 78
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 79
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 80
Gwar - Fight
- 81
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 82
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 83
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 84
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 85
Gwar - Friend
- 86
Gwar - Fuck This Place
- 87
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 88
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 89
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 90
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 91
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 92
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 93
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 94
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 95
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 96
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 97
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 98
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 99
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 100
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 101
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 102
Gwar - Jack The World
- 103
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 104
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 105
Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
- 106
Gwar - King Queen
- 107
Gwar - Krak Down
- 108
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 109
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 110
Gwar - Licksore
- 111
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 112
Gwar - Lost God
- 113
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 114
Gwar - Maggots
- 115
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 116
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 117
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 118
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 119
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 120
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 121
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 122
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - New Dark Age
- 124
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 125
Gwar - Nudged
- 126
Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 128
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 129
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 130
Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Penis I See
- 132
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 133
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 134
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 135
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 136
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 137
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 138
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 139
Gwar - Rise Again
- 140
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 141
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 142
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 144
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 145
Gwar - Sammy
- 146
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 147
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 148
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 149
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 150
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 151
Gwar - Slutman City
- 152
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 153
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 154
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 155
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 156
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 157
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 158
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 159
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 160
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 161
Gwar - The Cutter
- 162
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 163
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 164
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 166
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 167
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
- 170
Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 172
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 173
Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Wheel
- 175
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 176
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 177
Gwar - Time For Death
- 178
Gwar - Tormentor
- 179
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 180
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 182
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 183
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 186
Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Party
- 188
Gwar - War Toy
- 189
Gwar - War Toys
- 190
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 191
Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain