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Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
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Gwar - Aeiou
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Gwar - Gilded Lily
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Gwar - Sick Of You
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Gwar - Sonderkommando
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Gwar - Fire In The Lions
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Gwar - Happy Death Day
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Gwar - Have You Seen Me
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Gwar - I Love The Pigs
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Gwar - Penis I See
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Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
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Gwar - Tick-Tits
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Gwar - War Party
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Gwar - Zombies, March!
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Gwar - Americanized
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Gwar - Back to Iraq
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Gwar - Beauteous Rot
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Gwar - Berserker Mode
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Gwar - Bone Meal
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Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
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Gwar - Child
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Gwar - Damnation Under God
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Gwar - Destroyed
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Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
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Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
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Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
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Gwar - Friend
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Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
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Gwar - Krosstika
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Gwar - Lost God
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Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
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Gwar - New Dark Age
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
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Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
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Gwar - Penile Drip
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Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Salamidizer
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Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
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Gwar - Song Of Words
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Gwar - Storm Is Coming
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Gwar - Techno's Song
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Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
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Gwar - The Reaganator
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Gwar - The Salaminizer
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Gwar - The UberKlaw
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Gwar - The Wheel
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Gwar - Tormentor
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Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
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Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
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Gwar - War Toys
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
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Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
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Gwar - B.D.F.
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Gwar - Babyraper
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Gwar - Back In Crack
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Gwar - Bad Bad Men
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Gwar - Battle Lust
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Gwar - Biledriver
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Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
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Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
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Gwar - Blood Libel
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Gwar - Bloody Mary
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Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
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Gwar - Bored To Death
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Gwar - Captain Crunch
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Gwar - Come The Carnivor
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Gwar - Completely Fucked
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Gwar - Cool Place To Park
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Gwar - Crack In The Egg
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Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
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Gwar - Death Pod
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Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
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Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Don't Need A Man
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Gwar - Drop Drawers
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Gwar - Eat Steel
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Gwar - Eight Lock
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Gwar - El Presidente
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Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
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Gwar - Fight
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Gwar - Filthy Flow
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Gwar - First Rule Is
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Gwar - Fishfuck
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Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
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Gwar - Fucking An Animal
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Gwar - Go To Hell
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Gwar - Gonna Kill U
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Gwar - Gor-Gor
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Gwar - Gwar Theme
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Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
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Gwar - Ham On The Bone
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Gwar - Horror Of Yig
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Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
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Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
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Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
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Gwar - If I Could Be That
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Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
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Gwar - In Her Fear
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Gwar - Jack The World
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Gwar - Jagermonsta
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Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
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Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - King Queen
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Gwar - Krak Down
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Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
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Gwar - Let Us Slay
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Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
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Gwar - Licksore
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Gwar - Lords and Masters
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Gwar - Love Surgery
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Gwar - Lust In Space
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Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
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Gwar - Maggots
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Gwar - Make a Child Cry
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Gwar - Martyrdumb
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Gwar - Mary Anne
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Gwar - Meat Sandwich
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Gwar - Metal Metal Land
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Gwar - Murderer's Muse
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Gwar - My Girly Ways
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Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
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Gwar - None But The Brave
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Gwar - Nudged
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Gwar - Ollie North
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Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
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Gwar - Parting Shot
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Gwar - Penguin Attack
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Gwar - Pepperoni
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Gwar - Phantom Limb
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Gwar - Pocket Pool
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Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
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Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
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Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
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Gwar - Pussy Planet
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Gwar - Ragnarok
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Gwar - Ratcatcher
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Gwar - Rise Again
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Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
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Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
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Gwar - Sammy
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Gwar - Scallop Boat
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Gwar - Sex Cow
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Gwar - Sexecutioner
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Gwar - Slap U Around
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Gwar - Slaughterama
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Gwar - Slutman City
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Gwar - Stalin's Organs
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Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - Surf Of Syn
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Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
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Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
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Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
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Gwar - The Bonus Plan
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Gwar - The Cutter
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Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
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Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
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Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
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Gwar - The Morality Squad
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Gwar - The New Plague
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Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
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Gwar - The Performer
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Gwar - The Price of Peace
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Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
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Gwar - The Road Behind
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Gwar - The Song Of Words
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Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
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Gwar - The Years Without Light
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Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
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Gwar - Time For Death
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Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
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Gwar - U Ain't Shit
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Gwar - Unto The Breach
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Gwar - Viking Death Machine
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Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
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Gwar - War Is All We Know
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Gwar - War On Gwar
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Gwar - War Toy
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Gwar - We Kill Everything
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Gwar - Whargoul
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Gwar - Where Is Zog?
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Gwar - Womb With a View
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Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - You Are My Meat
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Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain