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Gwar - Jiggle The Handle
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Gwar - Nitro Burning Funny Bong
- 3
Gwar - Don't Need A Man
- 4
Gwar - Eight Lock
- 5
Gwar - Fuck This Place
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Gwar - Lust In Space
- 7
Gwar - Metal Metal Land
- 8
Gwar - Pocket Pool
- 9
Gwar - Ragnarok
- 10
Gwar - Sick Of You
- 11
Gwar - Slaughterama
- 12
Gwar - The New Plague
- 13
Gwar - Womb With a View
- 14
Gwar - World O' Filth
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Gwar - A Gathering Of Ghouls
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Gwar - Abyss Of Woe
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Gwar - Aeiou
- 18
Gwar - Americanized
- 19
Gwar - Antarctican Drinking Song
- 20
Gwar - Anti-Anti-Christ
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Gwar - Asian People
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Gwar - B. D. F.
- 23
Gwar - B.D.F.
- 24
Gwar - Babyraper
- 25
Gwar - Back In Crack
- 26
Gwar - Back to Iraq
- 27
Gwar - Bad Bad Men
- 28
Gwar - Battle Lust
- 29
Gwar - Beauteous Rot
- 30
Gwar - Berserker Mode
- 31
Gwar - Biledriver
- 32
Gwar - Billy Bad Ass
- 33
Gwar - Black And Huge
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Gwar - Blimey
- 35
Gwar - Blood Libel
- 36
Gwar - Bloody Mary
- 37
Gwar - Bone Meal
- 38
Gwar - Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
- 39
Gwar - Bored To Death
- 40
Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb
- 41
Gwar - Captain Crunch
- 42
Gwar - Child
- 43
Gwar - Come The Carnivor
- 44
Gwar - Completely Fucked
- 45
Gwar - Cool Place To Park
- 46
Gwar - Crack In The Egg
- 47
Gwar - Crush, Kill, Destroy
- 48
Gwar - Damnation Under God
- 49
Gwar - Death Pod
- 50
Gwar - Decay Of Grandeur
- 51
Gwar - Destroyed
- 52
Gwar - Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite)
- 53
Gwar - Dirty, Filthy
- 54
Gwar - Drop Drawers
- 55
Gwar - Eat Steel
- 56
Gwar - El Presidente
- 57
Gwar - Endless Apocalypse
- 58
Gwar - Escape From The Mooselodge
- 59
Gwar - Fight
- 60
Gwar - Filthy Flow
- 61
Gwar - Fire In The Lions
- 62
Gwar - First Rule Is
- 63
Gwar - Fishfuck
- 64
Gwar - Fistful Of Teeth
- 65
Gwar - Friend
- 66
Gwar - Fuckin' An Animal
- 67
Gwar - Fucking An Animal
- 68
Gwar - Gilded Lily
- 69
Gwar - Go To Hell
- 70
Gwar - Gonna Kill U
- 71
Gwar - Gor-Gor
- 72
Gwar - Gwar Theme
- 73
Gwar - Hail, Genocide!
- 74
Gwar - Ham On The Bone
- 75
Gwar - Happy Death Day
- 76
Gwar - Have You Seen Me
- 77
Gwar - Horror Of Yig
- 78
Gwar - I Hate Love Songs
- 79
Gwar - I Love The Pigs
- 80
Gwar - I Suck On My Thumb
- 81
Gwar - I'll Be Your Monster
- 82
Gwar - I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
- 83
Gwar - If I Could Be That
- 84
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
- 85
Gwar - In Her Fear
- 86
Gwar - Jack The World
- 87
Gwar - Jagermonsta
- 88
Gwar - Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
- 89
Gwar - Je M'Appelle J.Cousteau
- 90
Gwar - King Queen
- 91
Gwar - Krak Down
- 92
Gwar - Krosstika
- 93
Gwar - KZ Nekromancer
- 94
Gwar - Let Us Slay
- 95
Gwar - Lets Blame The Lightman
- 96
Gwar - Licksore
- 97
Gwar - Lords and Masters
- 98
Gwar - Lost God
- 99
Gwar - Love Surgery
- 100
Gwar - Madness At The Core Of Time
- 101
Gwar - Maggots
- 102
Gwar - Make a Child Cry
- 103
Gwar - Martyrdumb
- 104
Gwar - Mary Anne
- 105
Gwar - Meat Sandwich
- 106
Gwar - Message From The Scallop Boat
- 107
Gwar - Mother Fucking Liar
- 108
Gwar - Murderer's Muse
- 109
Gwar - My Girly Ways
- 110
Gwar - My Knife If Yer Guts
- 111
Gwar - New Dark Age
- 112
Gwar - Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
- 113
Gwar - None But The Brave
- 114
Gwar - Nudged
- 115
Gwar - Ollie North
- 116
Gwar - One Who Will Not Be Named
- 117
Gwar - Parting Shot
- 118
Gwar - Penguin Attack
- 119
Gwar - Penile Drip
- 120
Gwar - Penis I See
- 121
Gwar - Pepperoni
- 122
Gwar - Phantom Limb
- 123
Gwar - Poor Ole Tom
- 124
Gwar - Preschool Prostitute
- 125
Gwar - Pure As The Arctic Snow
- 126
Gwar - Pussy Planet
- 127
Gwar - Ratcatcher
- 128
Gwar - Rise Again
- 129
Gwar - Rock & Roll Party Town
- 130
Gwar - Rock And Roll Party Town
- 131
Gwar - Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
- 132
Gwar - Rock'N'Roll Never Felt So Good
- 133
Gwar - Saddam a Go-go
- 134
Gwar - Salamidizer
- 135
Gwar - Sammy
- 136
Gwar - Scallop Boat
- 137
Gwar - School's Out (Alice Cooper cover)
- 138
Gwar - Sex Cow
- 139
Gwar - Sexecutioner
- 140
Gwar - Slap U Around
- 141
Gwar - Slutman City
- 142
Gwar - Sonderkommando
- 143
Gwar - Song Of Words
- 144
Gwar - Stalin's Organs
- 145
Gwar - Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite)
- 146
Gwar - Storm Is Coming
- 147
Gwar - Surf Of Syn
- 148
Gwar - Techno's Song
- 149
Gwar - Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite)
- 150
Gwar - The Apes Of Wrath
- 151
Gwar - The Beast Will Eat Itself
- 152
Gwar - The Bonus Plan
- 153
Gwar - The Cutter
- 154
Gwar - The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
- 155
Gwar - The Insidious Soliloquy Of Skulhedface
- 156
Gwar - The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
- 157
Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain
- 158
Gwar - The Master Has A Butt
- 159
Gwar - The Morality Squad
- 160
Gwar - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 161
Gwar - The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7
- 162
Gwar - The Performer
- 163
Gwar - The Price of Peace
- 164
Gwar - The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
- 165
Gwar - The Reaganator
- 166
Gwar - The Road Behind
- 167
Gwar - The Salaminizer
- 168
Gwar - The Song Of Words
- 169
Gwar - The UberKlaw
- 170
Gwar - The Ultimate Bohab
- 171
Gwar - The Wheel
- 172
Gwar - The Years Without Light
- 173
Gwar - Think Ya Outta Know This
- 174
Gwar - Tick-Tits
- 175
Gwar - Time For Death
- 176
Gwar - Tormentor
- 177
Gwar - Triumph Of The Pig Children
- 178
Gwar - Tune From Da Moon
- 179
Gwar - U Ain't Shit
- 180
Gwar - Unto The Breach
- 181
Gwar - Venom Of The Platypus
- 182
Gwar - Viking Death Machine
- 183
Gwar - Vlad The Impaler
- 184
Gwar - War Is All We Know
- 185
Gwar - War On Gwar
- 186
Gwar - War Party
- 187
Gwar - War Toy
- 188
Gwar - War Toys
- 189
Gwar - We Kill Everything
- 190
Gwar - Whargoul
- 191
Gwar - Where Is Zog?
- 192
Gwar - You Are My Meat
- 193
Gwar - You Can't Kill Terror
- 194
Gwar - Zombies, March!
The Song Of Words
Gwar
Despite all of the bodies hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain
The Master was no longer GWARs sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave
First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
First in prowess, he stood his lord beside
Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe
But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did bind
They willed to journey and slay without plan
Bring seige and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore
And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before
The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted
Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated
Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created
To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation
The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning
A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, Did you feel something? The Lord was not boasting
The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armor detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain
Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, So ends a cowards time.
Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews
The axe bursts through the chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, That was a heavy blow.
Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to
Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, He is a princely lord Said Beefcake, Yes, it's true.
Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell
Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain