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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
Dear Abbie
Kinky Friedman
From a friend of yours in Texas
Who's had a little trouble finding love.
I'm considered quite attractive
And I've always been quite active at the club.
But the life I lead's so lonesome
That I wonder, Abbie, if you've ever known
What it's like to live in others' dreams
And never have a dream to call your own.
There's a divorcee in Dallas,
There's a girl who's much too young in Idaho.
London Bridge is falling down
And the clergyman is out of town
And there's a daughter no one wants in Buffalo.
And I'm wondering 'bout America,
Wondering if we lost more than the war.
I'm just wondering if there's any silver lining left
Behind the golden door.
And dear Abbie, Abbie I just had to write.
Dear Abbie, Abbie is there any love in sight ?
Well, the last time that I saw you
You were living at the old Chelsea Hotel.
Even though it's been a while, hell
Even now it makes me smile
To think of how you tennis-shoed the bill.
And it seems like only yesterday
You fell off of the sea-saw and you cried
And your daddy lit the fireworks
In the backyard on the fourth day of July.
And dear Abbie, Abbie I just had to write,
Dear Abbie, Abbie, where are you tonight ?
