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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
Rapid City, South Dakota
Kinky Friedman
Just a ragged kid in overalls, he thumbed a ride one day
He told me, "Anywhere you're going's on my way."
But as we passed by Big Al's drive-in his eyes began to flash
He was leavin' Rapid City mighty fast.
He said, "I hope to God she finds the good-bye letter that I
wrote her
But the mail don't move so fast in Rapid City, South
Dakota."
Well, he left her just a blanket of snow upon the farm
And that don't keep your conscience very warm.
He said his friends were too durn country and his pa was too
damn mean
And there weren't no money pumpin' gasoline.
And her gentle eyes, the merchandise of dreams the peddler sold
her
Who left her there alone in Rapid City, South Dakota.
Now the reason he was goin', I ain't sure I could say,
Might've been the rodeo in Santa Fé.
"There's a doctor in Chicago, I know she'll be all right
"
He told himself as he stared into the night.
And he said, "I hope to God she finds the good-bye letter that
I wrote her
But the mail don't move so fast in Rapid City, South
Dakota."
And all her people treatin' her just like they never knowed
her
Lord, the winter's passin' slow in Rapid City, South Dakota.