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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
Pretty Boy Floyd
Kinky Friedman
Gather round me children, a story I will tell
About Pretty Boy Floyd, the outlaw, Oklahoma knew him well.
'Twas in the town of Shawnee on a Saturday afternoon
With his wife beside him in a wagon it was into town they rode.
Well, a deputy sheriff called him in a manner rather rude
Using vulgar words of language and his wife she overheard.
Well, Pretty Boy grabbed a log chain, the deputy grabbed his gun
And in the fight that followed, he laid that deputy down.
He took to the woods and timbers, he lived a life of shame,
Every crime in Oklahoma they laid on to his name.
He took to the river boaters long the North Canadian river shore
And many a starving farmer he opened up his door.
They tell about a stranger, the same story goes
How Pretty Boy paid their mortgage and he saved their little
home.
Others tell about a stranger who came to beg a meal
And underneath his napkin, he left a thousand dollar bill.
Into Oklahoma City, it was on a Christmas day
Come a whole wagonload full of groceries and a note on which did
say:
"You say that I'm an outlaw, you say that I'm a thief,
Well, here's a Christmas dinner for your families on
relief."
Through this world I've rambled, I've seen many funny men,
Some will rob you with a six-gun and some with a fountain pen.
But as through your lives you travel, boys, as through your
lives you roam
You won't never see no outlaw drive a family from their home.
