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Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie
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Kinky Friedman - Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
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Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso
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Kinky Friedman - Flyin' Down the Freeway
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Kinky Friedman - Good-Hearted Woman
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Kinky Friedman - Highway Caf
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Kinky Friedman - Hobo's Lullaby
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Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
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Kinky Friedman - Keep On The Sunnyside
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Kinky Friedman - Men's Room, L.A.
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Kinky Friedman - Nashville Casualty And Life
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Kinky Friedman - Old Shep
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Kinky Friedman - Ride 'em Jewboy
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Kinky Friedman - Skatin' On Thin Ice
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Kinky Friedman - The Tramp On The Street
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Kinky Friedman - We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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Kinky Friedman - Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
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Kinky Friedman - Autograph
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Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose
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Kinky Friedman - Cotton-Eyed Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Homo Erectus
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Kinky Friedman - Kinky
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Kinky Friedman - Lady Yesterday
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Kinky Friedman - London Homesick Blues
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Kinky Friedman - Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
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Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon
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Kinky Friedman - Okie From Muskogee
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Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas
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Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine
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Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd
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Kinky Friedman - Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman - Ramblin' Boy
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Kinky Friedman - Shield Of Abraham
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Kinky Friedman - Silver Eagle Express
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Kinky Friedman - Sold American
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad of Charles Whitman
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Kinky Friedman - The Gospel Accordin' To John
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Kinky Friedman - They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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Kinky Friedman - Twinkle
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Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball
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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret
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Kinky Friedman - Wheels
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Kinky Friedman - When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
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Kinky Friedman - Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
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Kinky Friedman - Wild Man From Borneo
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Kinky Friedman - Ahab The Arab
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Kinky Friedman - Bananas And Cream
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Kinky Friedman - Carrying The Torch
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Kinky Friedman - Catfish
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Kinky Friedman - Father Let Thy Blessings
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Kinky Friedman - Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
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Kinky Friedman - Lover Please
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Kinky Friedman - Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
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Kinky Friedman - Marilyn And Joe
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Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man
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Kinky Friedman - Rapid City, South Dakota
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Kinky Friedman - Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
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Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
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Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man
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Kinky Friedman - The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
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Kinky Friedman - Top Ten Commandments
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Kinky Friedman - Twirl
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Kinky Friedman - Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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Kinky Friedman - Western Union Wire
Skatin' On Thin Ice
Kinky Friedman
They say that even Jesus hates a loser
And when you die you go to hockey hell
And when your soul gets sent down,
There'll be the devil skatin' round
And an interview with Howard Cosell.
Well, some call him a jet-set gladiator,
Some say he's a soldier in a bloody silver war.
But he's one hell of a warrior -
He's got a good lawyer
And every time he crosses that line you can hear that garden
roar.
And he keeps on skatin' on thin ice
Just six inches from paradise
Livin' on the ice, lovin' on the run.
He keeps on skatin' on thin ice
Just six inches from paradise,
Written in the stars, meltin' in the sun.
Well, he scored again last night out in Vancouver,
You might say that it was on a power play.
He come in close, he shut the light,
Before his teeth came out that night,
In the morning it was hell to break away.
Through northern lights and southern nights there's someone
Who warms your heart as you shiver from the cold.
But every gypsy, every lover, every dreamer must discover
What you win out on the ice, you're gonna lose out out on the
road.
And he keeps on skatin' on thin ice
Just six inches from paradise
Livin' on the ice, lovin' on the run.
He keeps skatin' on thin ice
Just six inches from paradise
Written in the stars, boy, meltin' in the sun.
Written in the stars, boy, meltin' in the sun.
